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All American Auction is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All American Auction content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

After starting the update Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning. Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys! Carve them from wattle to tail! Er-uh, I can't decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute. So, I'm pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled! You can't do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday! Then I hereby declare every day in November: "Black Friday". Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby! Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup! Task: "Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro Come to Moe's tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store. I'll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain. Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I'm mainly selling to out-of-towners. Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready? Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off. Going to Moe's! Sorry! Bye!!! Wait! I'm not there! I'm... he'll figure it out. Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Swap Meet

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet. While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their "electronics", I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books. It's the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels... On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price. Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return. I've bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags... I can keep going. Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell". The jobs take place at the Springfield Swap Meet and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Swap Meet Stage

Characters that can do the task are:

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale? Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?! People have forgotten what Thanksgiving's all about. Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner? All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes... *drool* Technically still food. Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours. Message You've unlocked the "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job for Homer, Apu, Skinner, and Barney. Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell. I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them? But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I've called you here. To sing away Springfield's economic problems... quartet-style. You think having people perform will increase sales? It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties. But did it really? Did it? Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Be Sharps Reunite" (x4). The job takes place at the Swap Meet Stage and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Characters that can do the task are:

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster. Did people buy too much stuff? No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop! Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month! This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in. Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Ned Summon an American Legend". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Paul Bunyan

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Auction More Than They Own Marge, Moe, Homer, Ned, Apu, Quimby, Kirk, Comic Book Guy 4h Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary 5, 45 Auction Way More Than They Own CJ Pro Bidder 8, 70