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{{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
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{{TB|Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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{{TB|No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
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{{TB|No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
 
{{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
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{{TB|Please, don't go!}}
 
{{TB|Please, don't go!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
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{{TB|Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
 
{{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
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{{TB|I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
 
{{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…}}
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{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.}}
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{{TB|And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew|12 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew|12 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
 
{{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
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{{TB|Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!}}
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{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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{{TB|I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
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{{TB|I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.}}
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{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
 
{{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…}}
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{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
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{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!}}
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{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!}}
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{{TB|And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

Revision as of 17:54, February 8, 2025


Craft Brew Ha-Ha
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXX
Required characters: Bridge Troll Moe
Optional characters: Lenny, Carl


Craft Brew Ha-Ha is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXX content update. It requires Bridge Troll Moe to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
Bridge Troll Moe - Sad Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
Bridge Troll Moe Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
Carl Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
Lenny No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.
Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
Carl - Surprised What the hell is that thing?!
Lenny - Surprised I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
Bridge Troll Moe - Sad Please, don't go!
Bridge Troll Moe Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.
Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
Bridge Troll Moe I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
Bridge Troll Moe These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
Bridge Troll Moe A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.
Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
Bridge Troll Moe - Surprised What?! Where is everyone?
Bridge Troll Moe Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
Bridge Troll Moe - Annoyed *sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.
Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
Bridge Troll Moe Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!
Carl I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
Bridge Troll Moe - Happy All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.
Lenny - Annoyed What if we get the wrong answer?
Bridge Troll Moe Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...
Lenny - Yay But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!
Carl - Happy And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!
Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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