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{{TB|From now on my name is “Tore Up His Report Card”.}}
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Latest revision as of 16:52, January 31, 2025


The Coolest Loser
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Game of Games
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Report Card, Homer
Optional characters: Database

The Coolest Loser is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games content update. It requires Report Card to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark
Report Card - Happy Hey Database, want to see something cool?
Database Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
Report Card No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
Database - Annoyed Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
Report Card - Sad It was Principal Skinner's and his mother made him sell it.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Admire the Comic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark
Report Card - Annoyed You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
Lewis Clark - Annoyed Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
Database Are you guys playing pirates?
Report Card - Happy Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
Database - Annoyed No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
Report Card - Annoyed No way. I'm the leader, I get to do the accounting.
Task: "Make Report Card Play Make Believe". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Surprised Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
Homer - Ooh Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
Report Card - Happy What am I doing in school then?!
Report Card From now on my name is "Tore Up His Report Card".
Task: "Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to The Biggest Loser franchise.