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:''[Quimby is hijacking a plane.]''
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, there's no such thing as "[[Father's Day]] Eve."
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No Father's Day Eve... does this mean there's no such thing as... [[Daddy Claus]]?
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[sighs]'' Fine, there's a Daddy Claus.
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{{qf|Homer}} Is there a [[Super Bowl]] Bunny?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Sure, why not.
 
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{{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals.
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{{qf|Homer}} I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day.
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Who are you?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} She's not going to get over this quickly—I know women.
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{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I'm your chief of staff.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet.
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[shocked]'' You what?!
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{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I ''am'' your nephew.
 
 
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me.
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey Simpson, are you gonna steal the sign?
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Yeah, if a sign's got your name on it you can take it, and the cops can't do nothin' about it.
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{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} It's like the Sixth Amendment or something.
 
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey. But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings. ''[to ticket [[Raphael]]]'' One adult and one baby, please.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm not a baby! A baby is zero to two.
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{{qf|Homer}} Her first words! ''[whisper to Lisa]'' Play along.
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How is your tail doing that?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know.
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Leave me alone! I'm makin' me Ramen noodles!
 
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{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Way to give into peer pressure!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa. Your daughter broke a window, upended an ashcan, and hurled a Thermos-brand thermos onto the street!
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{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[upset]'' >Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[off camera]'' I'm cool! ''[he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train]''
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything.
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{{qf|Dolph}} Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[huge gasp]''
 
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:''[At the debate forum.]''
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{{qf|[[J. Loren Pryor]]}} I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment with a parental figure. In this case, her father.
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults. It's a little harder to shut up.
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{{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]}} ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Cats in everyone's pants!
 
 
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{{qf|Homer}} I will run for mayor!
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{{qf|Homer}} What happened to the last Safety Salamander?
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{{qf|Lisa}} And I will be your campaign manager!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Uh... he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated.
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{{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[excited]'' I can do that!
 
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Look, Lisa. I made safety happen!
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{{qf|Homer}} Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago?
 
 
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{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]''
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{{qf|Homer}} So, sweetie, am I your hero again?
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{{qf|Lisa}} [[Janey]]'s father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Couldn't you be that kind of dad?
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{{qf|Homer}} Now honey, you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore.
 
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{{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[high pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...''
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{{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mr. Mayor, your administration has been one fiasco after another!
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Who the hell are you?
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{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} Your Press Secretary!
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I knew I shoulda hired my nephew.
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{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I am your nephew!
 
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{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file.
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived twelve reelection campaigns, countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion, and his bizarre attempt to hijack a seven forty-seven.
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[mocking him]'' Don't make me affix it to your file!
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:''[on airplane]''
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{{qf|Skinner}} ''[Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice.
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild.
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:''[He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead.]''
 
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{{qf|Skinner}} Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again.
 
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{{qf|[[Willie]]}} Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles!
 
 
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Check it out, I stole the sign!
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Uh, what special powers would a salamander bring to the office of mayor?
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{{qf|Dolph}} Check it out, we stole The Scream!
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, there's my X-ray vision, my fire breath... and I can get big laughs with tennis balls.
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{{qf|Kearney}} Put that away! It creeps me out!
 
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:''[Cletus drives his car with Brandine]''
 
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{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard!
 
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no Bart Boulevard!
 
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{{qf|Brandine}} Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]''
 
 
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{{qf|Homer}} To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa?
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child?
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{{qf|Homer}} Why should we let this election be influenced by a photo taken hours ago?
 
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:''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]''
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Our exit polls show no candidate attained the five per cent necessary to win, and Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway. Your loss, jackasses.
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}}''' ''[to the tune of '{{w|Bridal Chorus|Here Comes The Bride}}']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.''
 
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{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, Moe, can we get a beer?
 
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{{qf|Moe}} Shut up and hand me more Moe heads.
 
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:''[Homer steps on Snowball II.]''
 
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{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, Bart!
 
  
 
{{Season 17|Q}}
 
{{Season 17|Q}}

Latest revision as of 13:45, April 3, 2024


Season 17 Episode Quotes
← 361 "Marge's Son Poisoning"
362
"See Homer Run"
"The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" 363 →


Lisa: Dad, there's no such thing as "Father's Day Eve."
Homer: No Father's Day Eve... does this mean there's no such thing as... Daddy Claus?
Lisa: [sighs] Fine, there's a Daddy Claus.
Homer: Is there a Super Bowl Bunny?
Lisa: Sure, why not.
Homer: I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day.
Marge: She's not going to get over this quickly—I know women.
Homer: Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet.
Marge: [shocked] You what?!
Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson, are you gonna steal the sign?
Dolph Shapiro: Yeah, if a sign's got your name on it you can take it, and the cops can't do nothin' about it.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: It's like the Sixth Amendment or something.
Homer: I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey. But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings. [to ticket Raphael] One adult and one baby, please.
Lisa: I'm not a baby! A baby is zero to two.
Homer: Her first words! [whisper to Lisa] Play along.
Principal Skinner: Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again!
Groundskeeper Willie: Leave me alone! I'm makin' me Ramen noodles!
Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa. Your daughter broke a window, upended an ashcan, and hurled a Thermos-brand thermos onto the street!
Homer: [upset] >Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?
Principal Skinner: I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything.
Homer: [huge gasp]
J. Loren Pryor: I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment with a parental figure. In this case, her father.
Homer: Oh yeah, oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults. It's a little harder to shut up.
Homer: What happened to the last Safety Salamander?
Principal Skinner: Uh... he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated.
Homer: [excited] I can do that!
Homer: Look, Lisa. I made safety happen!
Homer: So, sweetie, am I your hero again?
Lisa: Janey's father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Couldn't you be that kind of dad?
Homer: Now honey, you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore.
Freddy Quimby: Mr. Mayor, your administration has been one fiasco after another!
Mayor Quimby: Who the hell are you?
Freddy Quimby: Your Press Secretary!
Mayor Quimby: I knew I shoulda hired my nephew.
Freddy Quimby: I am your nephew!
Kent Brockman: Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived twelve reelection campaigns, countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion, and his bizarre attempt to hijack a seven forty-seven.
[on airplane]
Mayor Quimby: Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild.
Lenny Leonard: Uh, what special powers would a salamander bring to the office of mayor?
Homer: Well, there's my X-ray vision, my fire breath... and I can get big laughs with tennis balls.
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child?
Homer: Why should we let this election be influenced by a photo taken hours ago?
Kent Brockman: Our exit polls show no candidate attained the five per cent necessary to win, and Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway. Your loss, jackasses.
Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees • The Girl Who Slept Too Little • Milhouse of Sand and Fog • Treehouse of Horror XVI • Marge's Son Poisoning • See Homer Run • The Last of the Red Hat Mamas • The Italian Bob • Simpsons Christmas Stories • Homer's Paternity Coot • We're on the Road to D'ohwhere • My Fair Laddy • The Seemingly Never-Ending Story • Bart Has Two Mommies • Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife • Million-Dollar Abie • Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore • The Wettest Stories Ever Told • Girls Just Want to Have Sums • Regarding Margie • The Monkey Suit • Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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