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| − | {{qf|Bart}} ...aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa. | + | |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not! | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[to Homer]'' I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not! |
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| − | {{qf|Kent}} In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud out stinks them all. | + | {{qf|[[Kent]]}} In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud out stinks them all. |
{{qf|Camera Man}} Aaaaaaand cut. | {{qf|Camera Man}} Aaaaaaand cut. | ||
{{qf|Kent}} I just wanna thank you folks so much. This has turned out to be a really great story for me! | {{qf|Kent}} I just wanna thank you folks so much. This has turned out to be a really great story for me! | ||
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{{qf|Kent}} Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching? | {{qf|Kent}} Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Eh, | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, yes... Kent. Uh, hello... jerk. We may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking. But one thing's for sure... you do exist. |
{{qf|Kent}} Strong words, strong bewildering words. | {{qf|Kent}} Strong words, strong bewildering words. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Is this car $15,000? | {{qf|Homer}} Is this car $15,000? | ||
| − | {{qf|Salesman}} ''[rubs off the $12,000 price tag]'' It is now. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the undercoating for two hund---No, four hundred and ninety bucks! | + | {{qf|[[Kliff|Salesman]]}} ''[rubs off the $12,000 price tag]'' It is now. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the undercoating for two hund---No, four hundred and ninety bucks! |
{{qf|Homer}} What a deal! I'd be a sucker not to get it! | {{qf|Homer}} What a deal! I'd be a sucker not to get it! | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} I don't know about this, dad, shouldn't we give the money to charity or | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't know about this, dad, shouldn't we give the money to charity or some—Oww! |
{{qf|Salesman}} Oh, I'm sorry, I jammed you with my pen. | {{qf|Salesman}} Oh, I'm sorry, I jammed you with my pen. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Oww! You're still doing it! | {{qf|Bart}} Oww! You're still doing it! | ||
{{qf|Salesman}} I know. | {{qf|Salesman}} I know. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Krusty}} Fifteen thousand mazoolians? Holy shlamola! Whaddya gonna do with all that kablingy? | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Fifteen thousand mazoolians? Holy shlamola! Whaddya gonna do with all that kablingy? |
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- Bart: ...aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa.
- Marge: [to Homer] I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not!
- Kent: In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud out stinks them all.
- Camera Man: Aaaaaaand cut.
- Kent: I just wanna thank you folks so much. This has turned out to be a really great story for me!
- Kent: Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching?
- Homer: Eh, yes... Kent. Uh, hello... jerk. We may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking. But one thing's for sure... you do exist.
- Kent: Strong words, strong bewildering words.
- Homer: Is this car $15,000?
- Salesman: [rubs off the $12,000 price tag] It is now. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the undercoating for two hund---No, four hundred and ninety bucks!
- Homer: What a deal! I'd be a sucker not to get it!
- Bart: I don't know about this, dad, shouldn't we give the money to charity or some—Oww!
- Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, I jammed you with my pen.
- Bart: Oww! You're still doing it!
- Salesman: I know.
- Krusty: Fifteen thousand mazoolians? Holy shlamola! Whaddya gonna do with all that kablingy?
