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| − | + | == Oh The Places You'll D'oh == | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Wait a second... It's Halloween? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can we have some candy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Just one M&M. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} You should not be here when their mother's away! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bore-Ax]]}} I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sellout! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Enough with the lessons, this isn't a school. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I ain't got no candy, I only serve beer. And who said that you could bring minors in here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story! | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got home he was waiting inside! | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm staying forever and your stuck with that, 'cause I'm your new daddy, so fatten the ca-oooh | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm frightened of nothing, not even hell's fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers! | ||
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| + | == Dead and Shoulders == | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm alive! All patched up! End of story. | |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Actually, there's a little more. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Ay, caramba! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} That was gonna be my show-and-tell! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Therapy teacher}} I think we've made some progress here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Therapy teacher}} Well, that's for lettuce. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia." | |
| + | {{qf|Therapy teacher}} That's mine, but it's expired. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Why, Bart? I thought we were friends. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} A brother can never be friends with his sister. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Are you really, really sure? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm afraid I am. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I feel your pain, brother. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week. | |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Help me, Doctor. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} So this is what successful post-op looks like. | ||
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| + | == Freaks no Geeks == | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Hey, torso! | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Huh? | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now. | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us. | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[sighs]'' I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} And that, kids, is how I met your mother. | ||
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Oh The Places You'll D'oh[edit]
- Marge: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique.
- Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... It's Halloween?
- Marge: Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00.
- Bart: Can we have some candy?
- Marge: Just one M&M.
- Grampa: You should not be here when their mother's away!
- Homer: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!
- Grampa: I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?
- Bore-Ax: I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods.
- Homer: Sellout!
- Mr. Burns: Let this be a lesson to those who love cash; your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash, if you are awful and nasty and cruel-
- Homer: Enough with the lessons, this isn't a school.
- Moe Szyslak: I ain't got no candy, I only serve beer. And who said that you could bring minors in here?
- Homer: Your peanuts are paw through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk!
- Moe: Hey, hey hey! This is supposed to be a children's story!
- Homer: Now grab all his money and vodka and gin, and I'll knit a nice nord from his leathery skin.
- Lisa: We thought we escaped from our psychotic guide, but when we got home he was waiting inside!
- Homer: I'm staying forever and your stuck with that, 'cause I'm your new daddy, so fatten the ca-oooh
- Homer: I'm frightened of nothing, not even hell's fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers!
Dead and Shoulders[edit]
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport?
- Bart: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.
- Bart: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.
- Lisa: Actually, there's a little more.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Homer: Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave.
- Ralph Wiggum: That was gonna be my show-and-tell!
- Therapy teacher: I think we've made some progress here.
- Homer: Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon.
- Therapy teacher: Well, that's for lettuce.
- Homer: How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia."
- Therapy teacher: That's mine, but it's expired.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.
- Lisa: Why, Bart? I thought we were friends.
- Bart: A brother can never be friends with his sister.
- Lisa: Are you really, really sure?
- Bart: I'm afraid I am.
- Lisa: I feel your pain, brother.
- Krusty the Clown: Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week.
- Lisa: Help me, Doctor.
- Dr. Nick: So this is what successful post-op looks like.
Freaks no Geeks[edit]
- Moe: Hey, torso!
- Barney: Huh?
- Moe: What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now.
- Comic Book Guy: I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!
- Marge: Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!
- Homer: Marge! Get away from those freaks. You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute.
- Moe: Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh, I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.
- Marge: [sighs] I, too, am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.
- Homer: And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
