• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: The Scheduled air date for “P.S., I Hate You” has been revealed!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

The Hell of the Class

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Revision as of 12:25, March 16, 2025 by Solar Dragon (talk | contribs)


The Hell of the Class
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXI
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Lisafer, Beelzebart, Old Scratch, Hell Teacher, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): The Devil is in the Details
Next quest(s): Trademark Hell

The Hell of the Class is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between November 10, 2020 and November 18, 2020
Homer - Dreamy And therefore, if Lisa passes Science, we are all Hell-free!
Lisafer - Annoyed Dad, no! That's backwards. Didn't Old Scratch go over the deal with you?
Old Scratch - Annoyed I ruined my entire Sunday going over it with him. That's my day of rest too, you know.
Lisafer - Annoyed Ugh! Bart, I need you to keep Dad off my back so he doesn't give me any more "help".
Beelzebart - Happy Can do. I have some father-son bonding in mind.
Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x125).
If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Deliberately Tank Homework Assignments". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Take Homer to Harass Virtuous Pagans". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Throw Rocks at Atheist Philosophers". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Homer - Sarcastic Look at these losers burning in Hell!
Jeremy Bentham - Pained But utilitarianism seemed so plausible! *gets hit with rock* OW!
Beelzebart You nailed him, Homer! You really hate what Jeremy Bentham preached that much?
Homer - Laughing I just like throwing rocks.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hell Globe

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Hell Teacher - Annoyed Sir, I'm worried about Lisafer.
Old Scratch - Annoyed The Simpson girl? I hope she's not failing all her classes!
Hell Teacher - Sad Gym class she is. Is it true that if she gets all F's she wins, and she and Beelzebart go free?
Old Scratch - Annoyed So complicated. I should have just challenged her to a dance off.
Hell Teacher You can't help it, sir. Your passion for wagers just gets away from you.
Old Scratch - Sad It does. It really does.
Hell Teacher Lisafer is driven to excel in academics in a desperate attempt to win the attention and affection of her largely absent father.
Old Scratch - Sad Wow. That got dark. Far corners of Hell dark.
Hell Teacher - Annoyed I'm sad to report she has mastered her compulsion to raise her grades.
Old Scratch Hmm… Sounds like we need some inside intel.
Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150).
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Pick Beelzebart's Brain". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Continue to Deliberately Fail Classes". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wander Hellementary Halls Looking for Lisa". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Old Scratch Beelzebart, what makes your sister tick? Other than good grades and a soybean diet?
Beelzebart - Annoyed She loves always being right!
Beelzebart - Sad Wait, I didn't just help you again, did I?
Old Scratch - Happy Um, nooooo…
Hell Teacher - Happy Excellent! I know just how to use this information to destroy her.
Old Scratch Okay, maybe you helped a little.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hell Scientists

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Lisafer - Happy Old Scratch thought I couldn't fail all my classes. Well, all I have to do now is throw my final Science presentation and we're home free!
Hell Teacher Lisafer, your Science presentation will be on…
Lisafer - Sad Please be Gluttony Biology or Explosives Chemistry? Please be…
Hell Teacher - Happy Evolution! And you're not allowed to talk to the dinosaurs for help.
Lisafer - Surprised Wait, there are dinosaurs down here?!
Baby T-Rex - Happy Too late for regrets, but I did some really nasty stuff while I existed.
Lisafer - Annoyed Okay, fine, I can just…get evolution wrong…
Hell Teacher - Happy Think of all the creation scientists you'll make happy when you do.
Beelzebart - Sad Lis, you gotta just bite the bullet and screw it up!
Lisafer - Sad I can do that… I can do that… I can…
Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150).
If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Give an Impassioned Defense of Evolution". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Hell Teacher is owned: Task: "Make Hell Teacher Taunt Lisafer With Creation Science". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Dismiss Evolution as "Just a Theory" Anyway". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Lisafer - Annoyed …and finally, the Earth is NOT 6,000 years old!
Hell Teacher - Happy Well researched and very passionate. A+, Miss Simpson!
Homer - Happy Yay! We get to go home!
Lisafer - Sad Oh, Dad.
Old Scratch - Happy I'm afraid Old Scratch wins again! Enjoy the next eternity-million years in Hell! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Beelzebart - Annoyed Eh, I was probably gonna end up here anyway.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hell Stage

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Old Scratch - Happy Make yourselves at home. Nothin' but Hell, damnation, and torment for you three! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Lisafer - Surprised What are we going to do? This is all my fault!
Homer - Confused I wonder if they have cable down here.
Lisafer - Sad *sigh*
Beelzebart The man did say to make ourselves at home…so let's really make ourselves at home.
Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150).
If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Prank Call Hell Moe's". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hell Moe's, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Petition to Save the Hell Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Hog Old Scratch's TV". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Wonder What Just Happened". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Old Scratch - Annoyed This Homer blob just lies on my couch watching TV! And why are all these people dumping bones on my desk?
Hell Scientist - Happy We were right all along! Dinosaurs were older than 6000 years! Woo-hoo!
Demon Moe - Annoyed Is there a Ben Dover here? I got a call for Ben Dover? Ben Dover?… aw, crud.
Demon Moe - Annoyed If everybody wasn't dead down here, I'd kill 'em already!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hell Graduation Banner

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Old Scratch - Angry Yell ENOUGH!
Beelzebart - Happy Great! We annoyed you enough that you'll let us go.
Old Scratch - Annoyed No. I need to make some kind of new bargain.
Lisafer - Sad That's not fair.
Old Scratch Remember who I am. "Not fair" is kind of my jam.
Old Scratch So…if you two can get Homer to pass Remedial Hell School, you can all return to Springfield.
Old Scratch - Happy If he fails, your souls will remain trapped forever in Hell! MWAHAHAHA!
Lisafer - Surprised *gasp* You fiend!
Old Scratch Thanks, but flattery won't save you.
Homer - Happy Don't worry, honey. Daddy's got this!
Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x175).
Task: "Make Homer Incorrectly Explain the New Deal". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Try to Get Homer to Understand the New Deal". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Laugh at Old Scratch". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Lose His Cool". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Proud …so then, if I fail two classes, but Lisa passes the rest, and Bart wins the dance-off, we get to go home!
Old Scratch - Angry Yell No! No one said anything about dancing!
Lisafer It's cute watching Old Scratch blow a gasket.
Old Scratch - Annoyed I can't take it anymore! Simpsons, you have beaten me at my own game!
Homer - Happy Oooh, games! I like games! I'll be Colonel Mustard!
Old Scratch - Sad Just go. And take the stupid dinosaurs with you!
Baby T-Rex - Sad Great. Now we're stupid.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Hell Principals

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Conduct Science with Spooky Beakers Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Lenny 4h Hellementary School, Springfield Elementary, Springfield University, Brown House Spooky Beaker5, XP45
Enchant Spooky Beakers Old Scratch, Torture Coach, Demon Moe, Demon Technician Hellementary School, Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary, Brown House Spooky Beaker8, XP70