The Hell of the Class

The Hell of the Class

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXI Previous quest(s): The Devil is in the Details Next quest(s): Trademark Hell

The Hell of the Class is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between November 10, 2020 and November 18, 2020 And therefore, if Lisa passes Science, we are all Hell-free! Dad, no! That's backwards. Didn't Old Scratch go over the deal with you? I ruined my entire Sunday going over it with him. That's my day of rest too, you know. Ugh! Bart, I need you to keep Dad off my back so he doesn't give me any more "help". Can do. I have some father-son bonding in mind. Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x125). If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Deliberately Tank Homework Assignments". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Take Homer to Harass Virtuous Pagans". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Homer Throw Rocks at Atheist Philosophers". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Look at these losers burning in Hell! But utilitarianism seemed so plausible! *gets hit with rock* OW! You nailed him, Homer! You really hate what Jeremy Bentham preached that much? I just like throwing rocks. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hell Globe

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Sir, I'm worried about Lisafer. The Simpson girl? I hope she's not failing all her classes! Gym class she is. Is it true that if she gets all F's she wins, and she and Beelzebart go free? So complicated. I should have just challenged her to a dance off. You can't help it, sir. Your passion for wagers just gets away from you. It does. It really does. Lisafer is driven to excel in academics in a desperate attempt to win the attention and affection of her largely absent father. Wow. That got dark. Far corners of Hell dark. I'm sad to report she has mastered her compulsion to raise her grades. Hmm… Sounds like we need some inside intel. Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150). If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Pick Beelzebart's Brain". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Continue to Deliberately Fail Classes". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wander Hellementary Halls Looking for Lisa". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Beelzebart, what makes your sister tick? Other than good grades and a soybean diet? She loves always being right! Wait, I didn't just help you again, did I? Um, nooooo… Excellent! I know just how to use this information to destroy her. Okay, maybe you helped a little. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hell Scientists

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Old Scratch thought I couldn't fail all my classes. Well, all I have to do now is throw my final Science presentation and we're home free! Lisafer, your Science presentation will be on… Please be Gluttony Biology or Explosives Chemistry? Please be… Evolution! And you're not allowed to talk to the dinosaurs for help. Wait, there are dinosaurs down here?! Too late for regrets, but I did some really nasty stuff while I existed. Okay, fine, I can just…get evolution wrong… Think of all the creation scientists you'll make happy when you do. Lis, you gotta just bite the bullet and screw it up! I can do that… I can do that… I can… Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150). If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Give an Impassioned Defense of Evolution". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Hell Teacher is owned: Task: "Make Hell Teacher Taunt Lisafer With Creation Science". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Homer Dismiss Evolution as "Just a Theory" Anyway". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. …and finally, the Earth is NOT 6,000 years old! Well researched and very passionate. A+, Miss Simpson! Yay! We get to go home! Oh, Dad. I'm afraid Old Scratch wins again! Enjoy the next eternity-million years in Hell! MWAHAHAHAHA! Eh, I was probably gonna end up here anyway. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hell Stage

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Make yourselves at home. Nothin' but Hell, damnation, and torment for you three! MWAHAHAHAHA! What are we going to do? This is all my fault! I wonder if they have cable down here. *sigh* The man did say to make ourselves at home…so let's really make ourselves at home. Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x150). If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Prank Call Hell Moe's". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hell Moe's, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Petition to Save the Hell Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Hog Old Scratch's TV". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Wonder What Just Happened". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. This Homer blob just lies on my couch watching TV! And why are all these people dumping bones on my desk? We were right all along! Dinosaurs were older than 6000 years! Woo-hoo! Is there a Ben Dover here? I got a call for Ben Dover? Ben Dover?… aw, crud. If everybody wasn't dead down here, I'd kill 'em already! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hell Graduation Banner

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 ENOUGH! Great! We annoyed you enough that you'll let us go. No. I need to make some kind of new bargain. That's not fair. Remember who I am. "Not fair" is kind of my jam. So…if you two can get Homer to pass Remedial Hell School, you can all return to Springfield. If he fails, your souls will remain trapped forever in Hell! MWAHAHAHA! *gasp* You fiend! Thanks, but flattery won't save you. Don't worry, honey. Daddy's got this! Task: "Collect Spooky Beakers" (x175). Task: "Make Homer Incorrectly Explain the New Deal". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Try to Get Homer to Understand the New Deal". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Beelzebart is owned: Task: "Make Beelzebart Laugh at Old Scratch". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Lose His Cool". The job takes place at Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. …so then, if I fail two classes, but Lisa passes the rest, and Bart wins the dance-off, we get to go home! No! No one said anything about dancing! It's cute watching Old Scratch blow a gasket. I can't take it anymore! Simpsons, you have beaten me at my own game! Oooh, games! I like games! I'll be Colonel Mustard! Just go. And take the stupid dinosaurs with you! Great. Now we're stupid. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Hell Principals

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI quests
The Devil is in the Details • School Days, Hell Daze • Hell is Other Students • Stairway to Hell • The Hell of the Class • Trademark Hell
Beelzebart	The Pain in Spain
Lisafer	Putting the Pun in Punishment
Old Scratch	A Congress of Devils
Donut Homer	Like a Donut Hole in the Head
Hell Teacher	Land of the Flies
Hell Principals	Two Heads Are More Than One
Torture Coach	More Pain, No Gain
Demon Moe	Where Everybody Knows Your Shame
Demon Technician	Roamin' Holiday