Stairway to Hell

For the decoration, see Stairway to Hell.

Stairway to Hell

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXI Required characters: Homer, Bart Optional characters: Marge, Old Scratch, Lisafer, See Currency-earning jobs Previous quest(s): The Devil is in the Details Next quest(s): Trademark Hell

Stairway to Hell is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between November 1, 2020 and November 18, 2020 Hi, Mom, I'm home! I got straight A's again. I'm so proud of my little hellion! Say, where's Lisa? She got detention — for like eternity. What?! Why? I don't know. I wasn't really listening. That's why I got the A+ in Not Really Listening. Homer! Get in here! Not now! The sports team from our town is playing the sports team from another town and I'm cheering them on for geographic reasons. Task: "Collect Forbidden Donuts" (x175). If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Pressure Homer Into Rescuing Lisa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Homer Pretend Not to Hear Marge". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Catch Up With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Stop pretending you can't hear me, I unplugged the TV! Theater of the mind, Marge! Theater of the mind. When he was in kindergarten and Bart glued his teacher to the chalkboard, we agreed that I would handle all of his school discipline problems and you would handle Lisa's. Well your time has come. You need to get our daughter back! I hate deals that come back to bite me in the butt. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Murder House

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 How does a church-doin' guy like me get to Hell? You've missed "doin'" church every Sunday this year. Church of the mind, Marge. Church of the mind. This is Kent Brockman interrupting your lives with another convenient newsflash! Inexplicably, the former home known as the Murder House has mysteriously reappeared in Springfield. Explore more of the mysteries of hidden Springfield tonight on Channel 6 News at 7! Because we have nothing else. That's how I'll get to Hell! Spooky house back from the dead where people were murdered! It's gotta be a portal to Hell! Homer, be careful. I don't know why, but murder houses give me a creepy feeling. Task: "Collect Forbidden Donuts" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Accidentally Destroy the Murder House Again". The job takes place at the Murder House, a Visitable Home, or Brown House and takes 2 hours. Uh, I guess you're not a portal to Hell after all. *Murder House rebuilds itself* That's cool. Too cool to get me to Hell School. I'm out of here! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Stairway to Hell

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Why so glum, chum? Stupid Christian Flanders, you're no help! I need a way to get to Hell to rescue Lisa from eternal detention. Is that all? Why, there's a Stairway to Heck behind the church! What? I use it to scare kids straight on Halloween. Task: "Collect Forbidden Donuts" (x150). Task: "Make Homer Take the Stairway to Hell". The job takes place at the Stairway to Hell, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. So this is Hell, huh? Smokier than I expected. There's no air quality regulations down here. Just pure freedom, baby! *cough-cough* Ugh, gotta love it! Demon Moe, serve me up a Flaming Moe! Comin' right up! Fire and brimstone on the rim! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Demonic Capture Chairs

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Oh man, the drinks here sure beat the surface world junk! Glad to see you're liking the place. What's not to like? Sure, it's a little hot but it's a dry heat. And best of all: no Flanders! Uh, just one problem…I can't stay. I need to save Lisa from eternal detention and bring her back home. Little advice: don't have kids. I'm afraid her going home is a problem. Y'see, I got a deal goin' with Lisa, for her soul and Bart's. Care to make a new deal like Franklin Roosevelt over there? How did I deserve Hell? Eleanor musta talked about my behavior. Task: "Collect Forbidden Donuts" (x150). Task: "Make Homer Make a Deal With Old Scratch". The job takes place at the Stairway to Hell, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Try to Explain the Deal to Homer". The job takes place at the Stairway to Hell, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. So Lisa gets straight A's and she and Bart are home-free! No! If she gets GOOD grades, then you all stay in Hell! If she gets BAD grades, you all get to go home! I still don't get it. Ugh! And I thought getting into fiddle contests with Charlie Daniels was a pain. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Torture Stand

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 All right, Lisafer. Time for your torture demonstration. Ha! I'll easily fail this one. No demon is going to flinch at my lame tickle torture. Oh, you won't be torturing one of our demons! It seems we have a new volunteer. What? Who? Hi, honey! I'm here to help you get an A! Or an F. I can't remember. Task: "Collect Forbidden Donuts" (x125). If Lisafer is owned: Task: "Make Lisafer Torture Homer". The job takes place at the Torture Stand and takes 4 hours. If Lisafer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Get Tickle Tortured". The job takes place at the Torture Stand, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Hee-hee-hee… I think I tore my tickle muscle! Good job, Lisa! I hope you mean "good job" doing a bad job. A+! Way to go, sweetie! *groan* Quest reward: 200 and 20 Hell Teacher

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Hoard Forbidden Donuts Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Lenny 4h Homes, Simpson House, Brown House 5, 45 Tempt Others with Forbidden Donuts Old Scratch, Torture Coach, Demon Moe 8, 70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the song "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI quests
The Devil is in the Details • School Days, Hell Daze • Hell is Other Students • Stairway to Hell • The Hell of the Class • Trademark Hell
Beelzebart	The Pain in Spain
Lisafer	Putting the Pun in Punishment
Old Scratch	A Congress of Devils
Donut Homer	Like a Donut Hole in the Head
Hell Teacher	Land of the Flies
Hell Principals	Two Heads Are More Than One
Torture Coach	More Pain, No Gain
Demon Moe	Where Everybody Knows Your Shame
Demon Technician	Roamin' Holiday