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School Days, Hell Daze

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School Days, Hell Daze
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXI
Required characters: Bart, Youngsters, Lisa
Optional characters: Miss Hoover, Old Scratch, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): The Devil is in the Details
Next quest(s): Trademark Hell

School Days, Hell Daze is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing The Devil is in the Details
Ned Bart, as your substitute teacher, we need to talk.
Bart - Surprised I didn't do it!
Ned I know you didn't.
Bart Sorry, that's my knee-jerk response.
Ned Springfield Elementary has merged with the Bad Place. So…you're headed to our new sister school.
Bart - Frustrated I don't do well with sisters.
Ned You don't have to worry about your sister. The redistricting line actually cuts right through the middle of your house. Lisa's not going.
Bart - Happy Cool!
Ned - Surprised But Bart Simpson…you're going straight to Heck!
Task: "Collect Magic Runes" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Hell Portal to Hellementary School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Hellscape, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Lisa - Shocked Miss Hoover! Half of the class is being portaled to Hell!
Miss Hoover - Annoyed Don't think of it as "portaled to Hell", think of it as "escaping the misery in Springfield" — lucky brats.
Milhouse - Happy At least we're getting some new kids in return!
Lisa - Curious Yes, but that new girl seems a little strange.
Greta Wolfcastle - Sad What's strange about twisting her head 360 degrees and vomiting hot embers?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hellport Pentagram

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Hell Teacher Class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student: Beelzebart Simpson.
Beelzebart Whaddup, down-under dorks?
Hell Teacher He's from the mortal realm of Springfield.
Hell Teacher Now Spike, you were explaining how you would torment innocent children?
Hell Boy Yes. You toss the bees nest right where the kid's playing. The bees get angry and they start stinging the kid.
Beelzebart - Annoyed That's it? The bees sting him?
Hell Boy - Annoyed Yeah! Stinging hurts. Nobody likes hurt.
Beelzebart - Happy Boring! The best torments combine physical AND mental "hurt"!
Hell Boy - Annoyed I s'pose you got a better idea?
Task: "Collect Magic Runes" (x125).
Task: "Make Bart Explain Twisted Torments". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Beelzebart - Happy …so that way when the bee stings him, his pants fall down in front of the girls' locker room, and they all laugh!
Hell Teacher - Annoyed Class, Beelzebart's prank is only theoretical…
Beelzebart - Happy Nuh-uh. I've done it.
Hell Kids - Surprised *gasp*
Hell Teacher - Surprised I think we may have a new star pupil in our midst!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hellementary School or Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Sherri & Terri - Angry Why does the new girl get a nap time and we don't?
Martin - Surprised And why does her nap include floating four feet off the ground while spewing ash and cinders?!
Miss Hoover - Annoyed Nap or not, it's time she turns in her homework assignment!
Lisa - Worried Don't wake her up! She's gonna blow!
Task: "Collect Magic Runes" (x125).
Task: "Make Kids Look Up Exorcism Videos". The jobs take place at 5 and take Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Springfield High School, or a Brown House.
If Miss Hoover is owned: Task: "Make Miss Hoover Grade Vomit-Encrusted Homework". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Library, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Martin - Sad This is worse than being beaten up for my lunch money!
Miss Hoover - Sad A floor covered in green vomit does make one yearn for the good old days.
Lisa - Angry I'm not sure how, but this has Bart Simpson written all over it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cursed Desk

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Bart So then I said, "That's not the only place you can stick a pitchfork!" The teacher gave me an A+!
Homer - Happy Way to go, boy!
Marge Mmmm…I like this strange new sensation of being proud of my son!
Lisa - Shouting Mom, this isn't fair! Bart gets to go to fun school, while I have to sit next to a floating vomit queen from Hell — literally from Hell!
Lisa - Angry "Literally" in the sense that it's 100% accurate. Not how dad uses "literally".
Homer I literally don't know what you mean.
Task: "Collect Magic Runes" (x125).
Task: "Make Bart Brag About His Success Some More". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Find a Way Into Hell". The job takes place at the Cursed Desk and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hell's Kitchen

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Old Scratch - Annoyed Hey, you're that smart, goody two-shoes from Springfield. We don't need your kind here!
Lisafer This is Hell? Doesn't seem so scary.
Old Scratch - Annoyed I try very hard to make it horrific and you insult me.
Lisafer - Sad Sorry.
Old Scratch I'm surprised you'd want to be stuck here in Hell forever. Just like your brother.
Lisafer - Surprised Wait, does Bart know he's going to be stuck here forever?
Old Scratch - Annoyed You mortals really need to learn to read the fine print.
Old Scratch - Happy I should boil the both of you, but I'm a deal-making fool! Let's do some business…
Task: "Collect Magic Runes" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Make a Deal With Old Scratch". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Make a Deal With Lisa". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Lisafer - Annoyed So in order to save Bart's soul I have to fail out of Hellementary School?
Old Scratch - Happy Yes, miserable failure is prized here.
Old Scratch Pass even one class and you and your brother will both be stuck here forever.
Lisafer - Happy That fights every fiber in my body but I love a challenge! Time to fail away!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Beelzebart

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Decipher Magic Runes Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Lenny 4h Springfield Library, Java Server, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Brown House Magic Runes5, XP45
Craft Magic Runes Old Scratch Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Old Scratch's Gym, Brown House Magic Runes8, XP70