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Willie and the Dream of Peat Bogs

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"Willie and the Dream of Peat Bogs"
Song Information
Singers: Belle and Sebastian
Length: 1:03
Writer(s): Music by: Belle and Sebastian
Lyrics by: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "Ae Bonny Romance"

"Willie and the Dream of Peat Bogs" is a song performed by Belle and Sebastian.

Lyrics[edit]

Willie was a lonely guy.
Cleaning out toilets,
And sawdusting puke.
Watching as his life went by.
His only friend was a ten-year-old boy.
Maisie was a Scottish lass.
Thinking that her love was killed by a sheep.
20 long years did pass.
Then she saw him on a Chinese social media app.
Willie raced to Scotland,
Simpsons had to follow.
Destination wedding,
Homer full of sorrow.
Bart was total raging,
Marge got mad at Homer.
Marge got really steaming,
Not affect the wedding.
Made a drunken toast,
Lisa loved the festival.
And you just saw it in this show,
And we all love the musical.
The wedding day turned out triumphant.
This love song is redundant.
Remember how it used to be,
When our love was young,
Many golden memories.
Thanks mainly to the internet
We can reconnect
We can love like 21 again
That unrequited crush at school,
You can track them on the internet
And while you’re at it you can buy dog food
So convenient is the internet
It all started on the mini golf
When their love was young
Many golden memories
it all started in an old peat bog
With a dirty snog
Will and Maisie on the way
But the family wasn’t having it
And then Willie split for the USA
Bart posted on the internet
’Cause the world is small
Willie raced to Scotland,
Simpsons had to follow.
Destination wedding,
Homer full of sorrow.
Bart was total raging,
Marge got mad at Homer.
Marge got really steaming,
Not affect the wedding.
Made a drunken toast,
Lisa loved the festival.
And you just saw it in this show,
And we all love the musical.
The wedding day turned out triumphant.
This love song is redundant.
Remember how it used to be,
When our love was young,
Many golden memories.
Thanks mainly to the internet
We can reconnect
We can love like 21 again
That unrequited crush at school,
You can track them on the internet
And while you’re at it you can buy dog food
So convenient is the
(so convenient)

Appearances[edit]