Wikisimpsons:Tapped Out portal/Featured quotes

June 8, 2013 - July 1, 2013

"How come my computer isn't working? Mother, did you add parental controls to the Internet?"

―Seymour Skinner

"You're darn tooting. There are lots of naughty pictures in the Wikipedia."

―Agnes Skinner

July 1, 2013 - August 7, 2013

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum to Waylon Smithers

August 7, 2013 - November 3, 2013

"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"

―Lisa Simpson

"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"

―Homer Simpson

"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."

―Lisa Simpson

"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."

―Homer Simpson

November 3, 2013 - December 1, 2013

"Genius! Now, local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"

―Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

"Beg pardon?"

―Cletus Spuckler

"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."

―Apu

"Why didn't ya say so?"

―Cletus

December 1, 2013 - January 5, 2014

"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."

―Sea Captain

"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"

―Homer Simpson

January 5, 2014 - February 1, 2014

"Hey, look Marge! A thank you gift from Hank Scorpio!"

―Homer Simpson

""Dear Homer. As Project Arcturus enters Phase 48, fondly remembering you and your contributions. I hope you and your family are well.""

―Homer Simpson

""Speaking of, try to avoid being within a fifty-mile radius of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on January 6, 4:00:00 GMT.""

―Homer Simpson

""Also, best to avoid anywhere downwind of that location for whatever the half-life of Mendelevium is. Please accept this gift. Cheers! Hank.""

―Homer Simpson

February 1, 2014 - March 1, 2014

"All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"..."

―Homer Simpson

"Your autograph."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"..."

―Homer Simpson

"Just write your name."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"Can I sign with an X?"

―Homer Simpson

March 1, 2014 - May 1, 2014

"'After placing Homer's Car'"

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"Well it took you long enough, all this walking can't be good for my health."

―Homer Simpson

"Now, I just have to wait for my keys to unlock."

―Homer Simpson

May 1, 2014 - July 1, 2014

"Welcome to our field trip at a commercial fudge establishment, children."

―Miss Hoover

"Thanks, school mommy!"

―Ralph Wiggum

"How does this contribute to our eduction?"

―Lisa Simpson

"There's a math lecture by the Ah, Fudge! mascot, Cocoa Beanie."

―Miss Hoover

"Two plus two equals fudge!"

―Cocoa Beanie

"That's that answer I got too!"

―Ralph Wiggum

July 1, 2014 - October 1, 2014

"After Having made "Homer try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold" :"
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"Ow, dear God! I think I chipped a tooth! Why did I do that for four hours?!"

―Homer Simpson

"What were you thinking, Dad? It's a Mansion of Solid Gold! What part of that don't you understand?"

―Lisa Simpson

"The "solid" part apparently."

―Homer

"Also why'd I do that for four hours?"

―Homer

"That tooth looks bad. You should probably go see a doctor, or dentist, or veterinarian or something."

―Lisa

"Thanks sweetie, I will. Right after lunch."

―Homer

October 1, 2014 - December 1, 2014

"So how'd your date with the Ultrahouse go, Dad?"

―Bart

"Nice, but then he proposed a criss-cross where he murders Marge for me and I kill a bisexual garage in Shelbyville for him."

―Homer

"Pfft. Men."

―Bart

December 1, 2014 -

"Check it out, Lisa! I'm going to make a snowman."

―Homer

"Well, I'm going to make a snow angel."

―Lisa

"Darn it! Why didn't I choose the one where you get to lie down?"

―Homer

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The following was removed from the main wiki quote nomination page to here, as it is from The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum to Waylon Smithers

I don't think we've had a featured Tapped Out quote yet. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 11:07, 25 January 2013 (EST)

Support (2)

1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 01:25, 11 June 2013 (EDT)
2. --Michael —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.44.138.73 (talk) 12:17, 11 August 2013

Comments

Good one, Wiggum.

"What Animated Women Want" episode tie-in

"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"

―Lisa Simpson

"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"

―Homer Simpson

"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."

―Lisa Simpson

"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."

―Homer Simpson

Funny Tapped Out quote from the "What Animated Women Want" tie-in. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:58, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 01:25, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

"Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2"

"Genius! Now, local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"

―Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

"Beg pardon?"

―Cletus Spuckler

"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."

―Apu

"Why didn't ya say so?"

―Cletus

Didn't know Apu was fluent in hillbillyese! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:41, 10 August 2013 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. Funny Hillbilly quote! Apu knows lots of languages!!! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 19:16, November 3, 2013 (EDT)

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2

"Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried."

―Sea Captain

"Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?"

―Homer Simpson

SOMETIMES Homer has a potty mouth? I think that's a bit of an understatement! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:37, 23 June 2013 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. Funny Homer potty mouth!!! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 17:26, December 1, 2013 (EDT)

"A Bont of Friendship"

"Hey, look Marge! A thank you gift from Hank Scorpio!"

―Homer Simpson

""Dear Homer. As Project Arcturus enters Phase 48, fondly remembering you and your contributions. I hope you and your family are well.""

―Homer Simpson

""Speaking of, try to avoid being within a fifty-mile radius of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on January 6, 4:00:00 GMT.""

―Homer Simpson

""Also, best to avoid anywhere downwind of that location for whatever the half-life of Mendelevium is. Please accept this gift. Cheers! Hank.""

―Homer Simpson

Very Funny Quote! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 11:02, January 1, 2014 (EST)

Comments

It was the only one. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 13:31, January 5, 2014 (EST)

"The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5"

"All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"..."

―Homer Simpson

"Your autograph."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"..."

―Homer Simpson

"Just write your name."

―Blue-Haired Lawyer

"Can I sign with an X?"

―Homer Simpson

Homer Stupidity! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 12:04, February 1, 2014 (EST)

Comments

We needed one. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 12:04, February 1, 2014 (EST)

"Homer's Car"

"'After placing Homer's Car'"

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"Well it took you long enough, all this walking can't be good for my health."

―Homer Simpson

"Now, I just have to wait for my keys to unlock."

―Homer Simpson

Funny Quote! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 7:40, March 1, 2014 (EST)

Comments

We needed one. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 7:40, March 1, 2014 (EST)

"Chocolate Pain Pt. 3"

"Welcome to our field trip at a commercial fudge establishment, children."

―Miss Hoover

"Thanks, school mommy!"

―Ralph Wiggum

"How does this contribute to our eduction?"

―Lisa Simpson

"There's a math lecture by the Ah, Fudge! mascot, Cocoa Beanie."

―Miss Hoover

"Two plus two equals fudge!"

―Cocoa Beanie

"That's that answer I got too!"

―Ralph Wiggum

Nice Quote! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:18, May 1, 2014 (EDT)

Comments

We desperately needed one featured quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:18, May 1, 2014 (EDT)

"Solid Gold Pt. 2"

"After Having made "Homer try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold" :"
―

"Ow, dear God! I think I chipped a tooth! Why did I do that for four hours?!"

―Homer Simpson

"What were you thinking, Dad? It's a Mansion of Solid Gold! What part of that don't you understand?"

―Lisa Simpson

"The "solid" part apparently."

―Homer

"Also why'd I do that for four hours?"

―Homer

"That tooth looks bad. You should probably go see a doctor, or dentist, or veterinarian or something."

―Lisa

"Thanks sweetie, I will. Right after lunch."

―Homer

A Classical Homer-Stupidity Quote! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 16:57, June 29, 2014 (EDT)

Comments

-We needed a Featured Quote / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:54, July 1, 2014 (EDT)