User:Zesty Cactus

Ahoy-hoy, I'm Zesty Cactus. You may recognise me as the Deputy Editor-in-Chief at Bulbapedia. Naturally, I'm usually too busy there to be of much use here, but Simpsons is my second favourite thing in the world, so you may see me from time to time. I'm pretty sure I know my way around, but if I'm doing something stupid, just yell at me on my talk page. I'm a chronic collector so you'll likely see me editing most for comics, books, magazines and other merchandise.

I'm also a big shipper when it comes to Simpsons — some of my favourite ships are Burnsmithers, Nedna, Carlenny, Nelisa, Homer/Marge, and others I've surely forgotten right this very minute. Not like any of that matters here. :P (Bort really squicks me out tho so I stay away from that)

Oh, yeah, some of my favourite characters... Waylon Smithers (Jr.), Mr. Burns, Bart, Lisa, Selma and Patty, Kumiko, and at least a gazillion others cuz that's the way Simpsons is, yo.