Through a Mug Darkly/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: We're three days away from Pizza Day!

Lenny Leonard: I can buy my own pizza, Homer.

Carl Carlson: With any topping I want.

Homer: Free pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Wheee!

Mr. Burns: You there... Would you prefer a fatter stipend or the opportunity to stuff your gullet with pizza pie?

Homer: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Wheee!

Mr. Burns: Egad. I employ Pavlovian mooncalves.

Homer: Maybe it's a twenty-four hour bug. If not, I'll miss pizza day tomorrow. I'd rather die.

Marge: You might, if you don't take care of yourself.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: You have to pay for that, sir!

Homer: I plan to!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well, where's your wallet?

Homer: I don't see how that's any of your business.

Homer: Very funny, Moe. Where's my Duff?

Moe Szyslak: On yer stool?

Homer: I'm talking about beer, y'know? Suds! Cerveza!

Moe: Homer, I've never heard of "beer" before. Or any of that other stuff. We talkin' a new blend or somethin'?

Homer: [GASP!] Has the world gone mad?

Homer: Are you boys hanging out hoping an adult will buy beer for you?

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Naw. We're here to help senior citizens carry their groceries to their cars.

Jimbo Jones: Y'know, random acts of kindness.

Dolph Shapiro: What's beer?

Homer: Is that how your parents raised you?

Kearney: If you mean with love and nurturing attention...?

Dolph: Then the answer is yes.

Homer: Oh my Lord! I've awakened in a world without beer!

Barney Gumble: Describe this world to me again, Homer. How is my life better with beer?

Homer: Well, since we have a long, thirsty, punishing camel ride before us... With beer you leave behind the dreary work-a-day existence you suffer through now. Instead you're a carefree bon vivant with a smile for the whole world!

Barney: Am I still mayor?

Homer: Wellllll, you owned a snow plow business.

Barney: "Owned?"

Homer: Um... You moved on to another job.

Barney: State senate?

Homer: Well... Not exactly. Oh, look! A monkey in a fez!

Barney: Where?

Homer: Race you to the next dune!