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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Powers content update/Premium Gameplay
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Hot Take[edit]
Hot Take Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
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Young man, I'll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
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Yes ma'am, right away!
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What gives? Bart usually won't lift a finger for less than a twenty.
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Young man, I'll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
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Yes ma'am, right away!
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They just said that! Is there a glitch in the game?
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Wait a minute -- she has dementia! Bart is taking advantage of her -- one quarter at a time!
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Task: Make Bart Refill Hot Flash's "Prescription" (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Another refill, please!
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I tell you, sir, you could save us both a lot of time if you got your free Squishee refills in a cup instead of a pill bottle.
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The more trips, the better!
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What can you even buy with a couple handfuls of quarters?
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"Buy?!" I'm using the quarters to chuck at cars.
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Makes a very satisfying "ding".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hot Take Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
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I don't think these pills are working the way they used to.
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Although I don't remember how they used to work...
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I don't think you've been taking the right pills.
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But I feel so energized.
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That's because you just drank a gallon of Squishee, one pill bottle at a time.
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Do you remember which pills you're supposed to be taking?
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Let's look through my pill organizer -- let me get my back brace so I can pick it up.
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Task: Make Lisa and Hot Flash Sort Through Her Gigantic Pill Organizer (4h, Brown House, Lisa) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hot Take Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
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I never knew pills came in so many colors -- I never knew there were that many colors.
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But none of them were the pills you need.
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If only there was a way to remember where I left them.
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Wait a minute -- see if these "Speed Pills" work.
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Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast (1h)
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The Speed Pills worked!
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She was going way faster than the speed limit!
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Oh wait, I had the radar gun pointed at myself -- that was just how fast I was chewing.
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But I still don't remember which pills I'm supposed to take...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hot Take Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Hot Flash, I want you to take a handful of Speed Pills...
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If you run extremely fast in the opposite direction as Earth's rotation...
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...you should be able to go back in time and remember which pill you're supposed to take.
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Isn't that the ending of 1978's "Superman", directed by Richard Donner?
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Oh, that you can remember, but not where your pills are??
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Just take the pills and run!
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Task: Make Hot Flash Run Back to The Present (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hot Take Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Do you remember?!
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I do! But wait, if I went back in time, wouldn't that change the course of everything, negating the need for--
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Just tell me the pills you were supposed to take before you forget again!
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The pills I was supposed to take are...
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Speed Pills!
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Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast (1h)
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Wow, what an adventure!
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I agree, it had a way more satisfying ending than "Superman"!
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Now where's your spiky-haired brother, I want my quarters back!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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On the Fritz[edit]
On the Fritz Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
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I think something's going on with my suit, doctor.
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You're having trouble moving around?
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No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.
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Well I've got the perfect cure for that.
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Here's the card for an Un-physical Therapist.
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"Dr. Moe Szyslak -- 'I'll put ya ta sleep real good." Sounds professional!
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Task: Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist (8h, Moe's Tavern)
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Awright, drink two of these...
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...and call you in the morning?
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Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On the Fritz Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
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Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.
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I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.
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There must still be something wrong with my suit.
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Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.
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Task: Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired (12h, Springfield Elementary)
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I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!
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I can even mulch leaves!
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Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On the Fritz Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
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My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I'm a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.
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Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?
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No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar's the way to put a jig in your rig!
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I'm sure they each have their merits--
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Give Burns a turn to earn your business!
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Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That's all I ever do!
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Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!
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Task: Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle (1h) If the user has Mr. Burns and Disco Stu: Task: Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle (1h, Stu's Disco, Disco Stu)
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Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.
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Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!
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Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.
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On the Fritz Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
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All this work has made me hungry.
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I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon...
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...and a Diet Fountain Fizz.
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Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.
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Well, that should be okay I guess.
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Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--
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My body...
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Task: Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support (4h)
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That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.
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Oh, thank God you made it!
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I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.
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I don't want to get sued.
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Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: "May cause mild headaches or death." All good!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On the Fritz Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.
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And you want me to go up and bring him down?
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No, that'd take too long.
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You want me to talk some sense into him?
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No, nothing like that.
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Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side...
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...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.
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Mind if we plug our light into your suit?
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Plug away!
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Task: Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight (4h, Police Station or Brown House)
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Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.
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Glad I could help!
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Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.
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Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow...
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There's always next time, Chief!
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Thanks, Iron Lung!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Long Winded[edit]
Long Winded Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Grampa, Grampa!
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What is it, sweetie?
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Someone stole my science project! I need it for school tomorrow or I won't be able to keep my perfect GPA.
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This looks like a job for...
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...the terror in the night. The criminals' worst nightmare, the true symbol of justice...
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...the dashing and elusive, but always inclusive. Hero of all heroes...
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The Rambler!
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Task: Make The Rambler Bore Criminals to Sleep (4h)
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Oddly, these adult career criminals don't know anything about a child's school project.
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I need to go back and investigate the scene of the crime.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Long Winded Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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What's this toothpick doing by the front door?!
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Homer must've dropped it -- he's always getting free samples at restaurants.
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No way this toothpick was Homer's -- it's got broccoli residue on it.
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It belongs to the culprit that stole Lisa's science project.
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Speaking of broccoli, this reminds me of the time-
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Well look at that, Grampa, sounds like the laundry is done. I would love to stay and talk, but those socks aren't going to match themselves.
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No one thought it would work, but the original James Bond was made out of broccoli...
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...hello? I'm just talking to myself again. Better go to the Gulp 'N' Blow to investigate this toothpick.
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Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Gulp 'N' Blow Task: Make The Rambler Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow (4h, Gulp 'N' Blow) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Long Winded Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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Dead end at the Gulp 'N' Blow...
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If I was a thief, I would be looking for a discreet hideout.
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Hey Dad, what are you doing?
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*sputters* I'm not your Dad! I'm The Rambler!
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Whatever. Have fun with your stupid make-believe game. I'm going to Moe's.
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It's not a game. I'm a real hero.
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*chuckles* Yeah, I'm a hero too after about eight beers!
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I'll show him, and everyone who ever called me old! That house looks suspicious, I bet the thief is hiding in there!
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Task: Make The Rambler Investigate the Brown House (4h, Brown House)
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Yaarr! What are ye plans with me peg leg in ye hand?
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That wasn't a toothpick I found, it was a splinter from your peg leg!
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Now make with Lisa's science project!
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Lisa's science project?! I couldn't have stolen it!
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I have an alibi -- I was stealing Janey's project that night!
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*sputters* I was sure I found it this time. Oh, I give up.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Long Winded Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hey Grampa, why are you crying?
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I'm a failure! Someone stole your sister's science project and I can't figure out who did it.
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Oh, that's all? I saw it at Milhouse's house.
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*sputters* Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
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You never get to be The Rambler. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
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I hate thunder! I've got way too much of it! I can't give enough of it away!
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Task: Reach Level 8 and Place Van Houten House Task: Make The Rambler Break Into Van Houten House (4h, Van Houten House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Long Winded Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Simpson! What are you doing in my house?
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You stole Lisa's science project in some childish hope to win her affection...
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Uh, actually, I took it. I thought I could pass it off as my own idea at my big 'board meeting.
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But Dad, you're a sign spinner. You don't have board meetings.
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No, 'Board is short for the cardboard our signs are made out of. There's an apostrophe at the beginning.
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Lisa's solar powered windmill project would've changed the sign spinning biz!
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You'd better hand it over or you'll be spinning a sign in front of the hospital!
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I wish! They give their sign spinners water breaks!
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Task: Make The Rambler Return Lisa's Science Project (4h, Simpson House)
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Grampa! You found my science project!
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That's right, it was easy once I doggedly pieced together a bunch of incorrect clues and then your brother told me where it was.
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So ...is that it?
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Yep!
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You aren't going to tell me a long, rambling story that veers from the original point and makes me fall asleep?
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Honestly? It gets tiresome pretty quickly.
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You can say that again!
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No thanks!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Dependables Evermore[edit]
Dependables Evermore Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I can't wait to see the old team again. Last time the Dependables were together, Hot Flash was actually hot.
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Come in Rambler, can you read me?
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This is Rambler, go ahead.
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Oh, hi. I was hoping I could leave a voice message. Well, this is awkward. I had a whole thing prepared.
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Just spit it out would ya!
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I can't make it tonight to hang out with you old geezers and play dress up.
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I have to go to an Eyes Wide Shut party and hang out with different geezers and play dress up.
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Task: Make The Rambler Try to Assemble the Dependables (4h, Retirement Castle or Simpson House)
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It seems like everyone is too busy to get together this year. I'm going to have to spend it all alone, again.
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I'm here.
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Yeah, I guess you are, Iron Lung. I might as well be alone if I have to be here with you. No offense.
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I understand. Even workers at the drive-through won't respond to me.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dependables Evermore Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
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Do you have a deck of cards?
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I can't do everything! Besides, Early Bird usually brings the cards.
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He said his stories are about to come on, so he can't make it this year.
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We can still make this happen. We should split up and look for a deck of cards.
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Task: Make The Rambler Search the Value Menu at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Iron Lung Play Bad-Cop/Bad-Cop at Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dependables Evermore Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
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Do you guys sell playing cards?
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Of course I sell cards -- but they are certainly NOT for playing!
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They are limited edition Star Wars cards where all the numbers and suits are written in that bleep-bloop language that R2-D2 speaks in.
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It is impossible to decipher.
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Now get out of here before I lose my cool. Your suit is very hot and it is starting to make me sweat more profusely than usual.
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Task: Make Iron Lung Get Kicked Out of Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon)
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Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
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It can't -- my butt is encased in my suit!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dependables Evermore Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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What was I here for again? Give me another Krusty Burger, that might help me remember.
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You've already had twelve Krusty Burgers. I don't know if I should serve you anymore.
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Give it to me so I can remember what I was here for or I'll DECK you and then not send a get well CARD!
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Wait, that's it: I'm here to look for-- nope, lost it.
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Task: Make The Rambler Eat More Krusty Burgers to Try to Remember (12h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dependables Evermore Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I didn't have any luck finding...wait, what were we looking for again?
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Playing cards! I didn't find any either, I'm at a loss. I guess we won't be playing this year.
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Enough of that talk, don't you dare give up!
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Wait, Matlock is on. I give up.
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Let's go watch it at my son's place -- he's the only house in town that still has cable TV that airs shows at specific times.
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Task: Make The Rambler Mooch Off His Son (24h, Simpson House) Task: Make Iron Lung Freeload at the Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
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Let me get the remote. I keep it here under this deck of cards.
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You have cards! Why didn't we come here from the start?
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I forgot that's what we were looking for. After eating twelve burgers, the main thing I was looking for was a bathroom.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dependables Evermore Pt. 6[edit]
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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Let me call Hot Flash, maybe she can make it.
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I don't know if I'll be able to make it. I need to change into my costume, but there aren't phone booths anymore.
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*sputter* Just change on the bus like the rest of us, cards are our annual tradition...
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...tradition used to be everything, and now people can't commit to anything. It's all myPad this and eye copter that. If I had...
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I don't have time to listen to your stories. I'll make it if I can.
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If she doesn't, that's okay. We can still play bridge...oh, wait there's only two of us.
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Task: Make Iron Lung and The Rambler Play Cards (1h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Life Runs Away[edit]
After unlocking Big Zoo Fan, Lil' Zoo Fan, Animal Rights Hipster and Invasive Toads:
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Are these all the animals you've got? It's hardly the San Diego Zoo. It's not even the Santa Barbara Zoo.
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I'm sorry, there are no more animals close enough to Springfield for us to smuggle. I mean... adopt.
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Maybe we'll get more if they breed? A lion and tiger can make a liger.
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Well, then your parents must have been a dog and a stork, cause you're a...
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stog?
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No animals should be forced to breed in captivity! But if they do, it can be with whatever other animal they want.
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Ugh! Why did they have to buy you guys? There's not one of you I want in my zoo!
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*croak*
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Except you, invasive toads. You're always welcome here.
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Task: Tap Big Zoo Fan Task: Tap Lil' Zoo Fan Task: Tap Animal Rights Hipster Task: Tap Invasive Toads Quest reward: 100 and 10
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