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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Powers content update/Gameplay
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Not Another Superhero Story[edit]
After the user logs in on September 12th:
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Yay! It's Superhero Update day!!!
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Uh, bad news, son.
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You and Mom are getting re-re-re-divorced?
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Worse -- there's no Superhero Update this year.
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But... but.. the Superhero Update lets people feel powerful and slightly less asthmatic!
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I guess after no one saw "Fallout Boy VII: Infinity Endings", EA figured more superhero stuff would be a waste.
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A waste?! I'll show them waste.
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Task: Make Milhouse Roll Around in Nuclear Waste (4h, Control Building)
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Behold! The radioactive ooze from the Nuclear Plant has given me powers unfathomable!
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Milhouse, you seem different. Did you get a haircut?
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Didn't you hear the thing about ooze and powers unfathomable?!
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Pfft, that's just a retread of a dozen other superhero movies.
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This isn't a movie, it's real life!
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With special effects these days, who can tell the difference?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power[edit]
Price of Power Pt. 1[edit]
After completing Not Another Superhero Story:
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Hm, Waste Case or Ooze Boy? So hard to know what name to go by.
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You should "go buy" me a Squishee with your lunch money, nerd!
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I'm not a nerd anymore, Jimbo. I am Waste Case!
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...or Ooze Boy.
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Ha! There's no superhero update this year, Lois Lame!
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Oh yeah? I'll render you powerless with just three words: Male Pattern Baldness.
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How'd you know what's under my hat?!
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You DO have super powers! Don't hurt me -- I'll do anything!
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Task: Make Milhouse Strike Fear in His Enemies (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x100]
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Are you sure this green ooze is gonna cover up my bald spot?
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It'll fix more than that! Slather it on! *cackle*
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Why is Milhouse bossing Jimbo around? And does he usually cackle so much...?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Price of Power Pt. 1:
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I hope the unchecked power of ooze doesn't go to Milhouse's head.
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Oops, I missed a spot on my head, better put more ooze on it. I love playing God!!!
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Daddy says playing God is blasphemy.
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He told me to burn in hell after I played God in the Christmas pageant.
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I'm not "playing" God. I am God! You wouldn't doubt God, would you??
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Hmm...
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I'll also give you candy.
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Yayyy!
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If the user has Rod and Todd: Task: Make Rod and Todd Sell Out God for Powers (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit, Todd) Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around From a Safe Distance (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit) Task: Make Milhouse Show-Off (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
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Being God is great!
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Don't say that... I'M God!
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We're all gods, and we can do whatever we want!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Price of Power Pt. 2:
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They think they're getting powers from nuclear waste. They must be stopped before someone gets hurt!
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This sounds like a job for... Clobber Girl!
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Too bad there's no superhero update.
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Oh, right.
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Then this sounds like a job for...
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...regular Lisa.
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Task: Make Lisa Hide Ooze in Women's Room (4h, Android's Dungeon) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x200]
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I've hid the ooze in the least-visited place in Springfield: the ladies' room of the Android's Dungeon.
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A woman hasn't been in there in... well, ever.
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We'll see how powerful Milhouse and his goons are without their precious ooze. *cackles*
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Oh man, I should've peed before I placed a barrel of toxic waste on top of the toilet...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Price of Power Pt. 3:
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Why's the Drive-In packed? No one's been here since they ran Memento backwards and it played in chronological order and people realized it stinks.
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Maybe it's because of our new jingle:
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*sings* Let's all go to the lobby and trust this maniac!
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Milhouse is putting the last of his ooze on the popcorn!
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Task: Make Lisa Break the Projector at the Stardust Drive-In (4h, Stardust Drive-In) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
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Hey, who turned off "Spider-Man 4: The Teen With Relatable Problems"?
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I did! You can't give people toxic waste! It's going to make you sick.
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The only "sick" thing is my new badass bald head and green skin.
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Your hair's falling out in clumps! Where'd you get more ooze? I hid it.
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I'll field that. My closed-circuit cameras picked up your secret -- and illegal -- hiding place.
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Speaking of illegal, why do you have cameras in the bathroom?
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It's for security purposes!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Price of Power Pt. 4:
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Bart, I don't know what to do -- Milhouse is mad with power and he won't listen to reason.
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You mean you're jealous he's not hanging on your every word.
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No... I... okay, fine, maybe it is a little insulting that he's moved on from me, even if it is for superpowers.
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Never thought I'd have to help you win back Milhouse's affections...
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What you need to do is fight superpower with superpower.
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I'm not putting that ooze on myself! I have sensitive skin!
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Not YOU -- have Frink bring Everyman to life.
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Task: Make Lisa Bring Everyman to Life (8h, Odin's of Shelbyville) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x500]
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Yes! I've been brought to life! I've been waiting for the Superhero Update!
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Uh, there actually isn't one this year. People are sorta burned out on superheroes...
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Even me? But I was in an episode Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg wrote. Don't they still have cachet?
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I thought your power was absorbing other people's powers, not being super meta.
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Fine, I'll help, but only to get my name out there again.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Power Pt. 6[edit]
After completing Price of Power Pt. 5:
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Wow, Lisa must be desperate if she turned to you for help.
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You don't even have powers of your own, Everyman.
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Maybe not, but you do know who I am, right?
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Yes... is this some sort of superhero mind trick?
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Uh, yeah, it's definitely a superhero thing, and not massive insecurity...
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Task: Make Everyman Use Power-Absorption Power (4h) Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x450]
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No! You took my powers away, I'm just a helpless nerd again! How could you?
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Get a clue, kid! You never had any powers, none of you did.
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You all just believed that you had powers. How could you get anything good from collecting radioactive ooze?
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So...the power was in us all along?
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No, this isn't a comic book, you're just delirious from radiation poisoning.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Mild-mannered[edit]
Mild-mannered Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
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Now that things are back to normal, I want to hang up my cape and live a regular life.
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You could stay with me! You could work in the store, and maybe if you wanted, we could do some superhero roleplaying?
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Let's not make this weird, all right? We're just two adult men whose lives revolve around superheroes.
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Sure, I won't make things weird. If you'll excuse me, I need to take down the many, many posters of you in my bedroom.
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Task: Reach Level 13 and Place Android's Dungeon Task: Make Everyman Pack Up His Belongings Almost Immediately (8h, Android's Dungeon)
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Why are your things packed up? Is it because there's termites, and these boxes labeled "Moving" and "Never Coming Back" were the only boxes you could find??
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Oh, you're here. I was trying to avoid this. Look, you're clearly using me for my fame, so it's time for me to move on.
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But what about all the memories!? The fun, the joy, the headshots I made you sign by putting a pen in your hand while you were sleeping?!
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This is exactly what I mean! You're making me sign an autograph right now! Goodbye!
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Worst. Breakup. Ever.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mild-mannered Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Welcome sir, what can I do for you?
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I'm trying to start my life over and I wanted to apply for a job.
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Your resume is pretty thin -- I'm not sure what "Superhero" has to do with this job.
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Well, I used to spend my days dodging bullets and dealing with crooks...
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That is 75% of the job! Turn that cape around to become an apron -- you're hired!
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Task: Make Everyman Work at Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mild-mannered Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
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The Kwik-E-Mart's great, but how am I ever going to save up for the American Dream -- a studio apartment and a bus pass?
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You think you can get by on just one job?! I have at least twenty.
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Only twenty?! I've worked every job from postman to delivery guy, taxi driver to chauffeur!
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I don't think I'm qualified for any other jobs.
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I'll put in a squeaky word for you at the Krusty Burger!
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Task: Make Everyman Work at Krusty Burger (8h, Krusty Burger)
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I finished cleaning the fryer, restocking everything...
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...cleaning the bathroom, and cooking all of next week's burgers.
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That explains the complaints I got from your coworkers.
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I didn't do it right?
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No, you did it too well -- you made 'em look bad! I'm docking your pay!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mild-mannered Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Everyman, why the long, extremely handsome face?
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The harder I work, the further I fall behind. I'm so ashamed.
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Oh, that. I just drink at Moe's every night to avoid feelings like those...
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..and to enhance my feelings of knowing which plays football coaches should've called after the fact.
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Would drinking at Moe's help me forget my troubles?
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Of course! And to prove it, I'll let you buy the first round!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Everyman Drink at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern) TBT
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Mild-mannered Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Everyman!? Why are you sleeping in an alleyway?
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Huh? I must have drunk too much at Moe's last night. It doesn't matter, I belong out here in the gutter. I'm a failure.
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A failure? Your drunken, passed-out body just tripped Jailbird after he swiped a purse. You're a hero!
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Wow, I guess I am! I fulfilled the American Dream -- getting famous for doing nothing!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fly to every bar in Springfield!
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a drunk guy who won't stop telling you the same story over and over. It's EVERYMAN!
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Task: Make Everyman Practice Superhero Landing (1h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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