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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Prizes Gameplay
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The Ultranet of Things[edit]
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1[edit]
If the user has Zia Simpson: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Zia Simpson: After building Ultranet:
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Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.
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That's amazing! How'd you do it?
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It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping...
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Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas...
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Don't worry, I recreated a few of your crappy old dioramas too!
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I'm gonna go back and get a burger at Krusty's from before they were all replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.
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If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family (6h, Ultranet) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project (6h, Ultranet) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project (6h, Ultranet If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's (6h, Ultranet) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's (6h, Ultranet)
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You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?
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Don't care.
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Wow, I've never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2[edit]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1:
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This is exciting! I'm going to visit my old book club!
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Oh, how wonderful. It's Marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?
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Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?
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My Cattiness Index is dialed down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.
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If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Attend Virtual Book Club (4h, Ultranet) If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Attend Virtual Book Club (4h, Ultranet) Task: Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels (4h, Ultranet)
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...and don't get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!
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I should've known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was "Jane Eyre Your Grievances".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3[edit]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2:
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Zia, I think there's something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.
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Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!
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It's probably because of the neural scans. You're hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.
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Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!
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If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary (8h, Ultranet) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary (8h, Ultranet) Task: Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks (8h, Ultranet)
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...took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love...
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This doesn't bother you?
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Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4[edit]
If the user has Retired Homer: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3:
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Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you've been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!
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And don't hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--
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Uh, wasn't I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?
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Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead... stupid Virtual Flanders...
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If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth (6h, Ultranet) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth (6h, Ultranet) Task: Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks (6h, Ultranet)
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Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you're really a swell guy!
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Sure, I wish you'd been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn't have stolen so many of my belongings...
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But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!
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*sniff!* Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!
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*ZZZZZT!* Tears...shorting...me...out! Are you...there, Maude? It's...me...Ned! *ZZZZT!*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ultranet of Things Pt. 5[edit]
If the user has President Lisa: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have President Lisa: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4:
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Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less....real.
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But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind's greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!
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I don't remember saying that...
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Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she's less demanding...
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I'm not demanding! Now change the damn settings!
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If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet) If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet)
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You're all a bunch of no-good morons!
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Screw you, Quimby! I'll run you down with my bus!
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I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?
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We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders' DNA!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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That's Sort of Entertainment[edit]
That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Jiff and Skippy's exclamation mark:
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Hey Dad, Mom sent us over again.
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Don't sound so sad, Jiff and Skippy, I love seeing you.
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Did you call me Skippy? Oh no, we switched bodies in the teleporter!
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I'm gonna have to pose as Skippy until we figure out how to switch back!
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No, dummy he mixed us up because he doesn't see us enough to keep us straight.
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Look, I might not see you guys as much as I'd like, but we can have fun now, can't we?
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Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Brainstorm Something Fun (1h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Brainstorm Something Cheap (8h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Brainstorm Something Cheap (8h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 2[edit]
If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 1:
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I've got an idea! You know what I liked to do when I was your age?
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Play with the cup-and-ball game?!
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Hey, I'm not that old... or talented.
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My favorite thing when I was your age was skateboarding!
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No one skateboards anymore, Dad. It's all hoverboards now.
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Do you guys hoverboard?
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Mom says it's too dangerous.
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That's what makes it fun!
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Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Try to Hoverboard (12h) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Take His Sons to Urgent Care (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Take His Sons to Urgent Care (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 3[edit]
If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 2:
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OK, that didn't go as planned, but you guys had fun playing in that tube after, right?
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That wasn't a "tube" it was an MRI machine to make sure we didn't have concussions.
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But getting a clean bill of health is fun, right?!
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We couldn't even play video games in there.
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I used to love video games! Which console do you have?
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Console?!
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Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play Video Games With Their Minds (24h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get a Migraine Trying to Play Video Games (12h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get a Migraine Trying to Play Video Games (12h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Jiff and Skippy's exclamation mark:
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Are you boys excited to see the zoo?
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Yeah!
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Wait, this isn't the zoo! Where's the overpriced animal-themed merchandise?
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Boys, you're splitting hairs here! What's the difference between a zoo and a junkyard guarded by a rabid dog?
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If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Mauled by a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Mauled by a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House) Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Rescue Their Dad From a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 5[edit]
If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 4:
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Dad, thanks for letting me use some of your Bone-Gro.
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No problem. I just wish it existed that time I taught you how to ice skate.
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You mean when you drunkenly drove your car out onto that lake and fell through the ice?
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Things don't need to be perfect with kids, just memorable. Like this: Watch out boys, the floor is made of lava!
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You seriously expect us to fall for the old "floor is made of lava" gag?
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Maybe it'll help you pretend if I light the carpet on fire!
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We're on the couch! We're on the couch!
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Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Put Out the Fire He Started (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Put Out the Fire He Started (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
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We had a great time!
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I did it! I finally showed my boys a good time.
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Oh no, that was all Grampa. The way he dove head-first into the lava was awesome.
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But we appreciate your trying. Maybe next time we can all do something that makes us end up "playing" in the MRI tube!
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*sniff!* My boys care!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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