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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Prizes Gameplay

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The Ultranet of Things[edit]

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1[edit]

If the user has Zia Simpson: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Zia Simpson: After building Ultranet:
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.
President Lisa That's amazing! How'd you do it?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping...
President Lisa Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas...
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Don't worry, I recreated a few of your crappy old dioramas too!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I'm gonna go back and get a burger at Krusty's from before they were all replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family (6h, Ultranet)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project (6h, Ultranet)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project (6h, Ultranet
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's (6h, Ultranet)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's (6h, Ultranet)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Don't care.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Wow, I've never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2[edit]

If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png This is exciting! I'm going to visit my old book club!
Helen Lovejoy Oh, how wonderful. It's Marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?
Helen Lovejoy My Cattiness Index is dialed down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Attend Virtual Book Club (4h, Ultranet)
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Attend Virtual Book Club (4h, Ultranet)
Task: Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels (4h, Ultranet)
Helen Lovejoy ...and don't get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I should've known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was "Jane Eyre Your Grievances".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3[edit]

If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Zia, I think there's something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png It's probably because of the neural scans. You're hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.
Mooch Bart Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary (8h, Ultranet)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary (8h, Ultranet)
Task: Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks (8h, Ultranet)
Skinner ...took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love...
President Lisa This doesn't bother you?
Mooch Bart Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has Retired Homer: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you've been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png And don't hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--
Ned Uh, wasn't I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead... stupid Virtual Flanders...
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth (6h, Ultranet)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth (6h, Ultranet)
Task: Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks (6h, Ultranet)
Ned Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you're really a swell guy!
Ned Sure, I wish you'd been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn't have stolen so many of my belongings...
Ned But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png *sniff!* Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!
Ned *ZZZZZT!* Tears...shorting...me...out! Are you...there, Maude? It's...me...Ned! *ZZZZT!*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 5[edit]

If the user has President Lisa: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: After completing The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4:
President Lisa Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less....real.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind's greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!
President Lisa I don't remember saying that...
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she's less demanding...
President Lisa I'm not demanding! Now change the damn settings!
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet)
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield (8h, Ultranet)
Quimby You're all a bunch of no-good morons!
Rockin' Otto Screw you, Quimby! I'll run you down with my bus!
President Lisa I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders' DNA!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

That's Sort of Entertainment[edit]

That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jiff and Skippy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Hey Dad, Mom sent us over again.
Mooch Bart Don't sound so sad, Jiff and Skippy, I love seeing you.
Tapped Out Jiff Icon.png Did you call me Skippy? Oh no, we switched bodies in the teleporter!
Tapped Out Jiff Icon.png I'm gonna have to pose as Skippy until we figure out how to switch back!
Tapped Out Skippy Icon.png No, dummy he mixed us up because he doesn't see us enough to keep us straight.
Mooch Bart Look, I might not see you guys as much as I'd like, but we can have fun now, can't we?
Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Brainstorm Something Fun (1h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Brainstorm Something Cheap (8h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Brainstorm Something Cheap (8h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 2[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 1:
Mooch Bart I've got an idea! You know what I liked to do when I was your age?
Tapped Out Skippy Icon.png Play with the cup-and-ball game?!
Mooch Bart Hey, I'm not that old... or talented.
Mooch Bart My favorite thing when I was your age was skateboarding!
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png No one skateboards anymore, Dad. It's all hoverboards now.
Mooch Bart Do you guys hoverboard?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Mom says it's too dangerous.
Mooch Bart That's what makes it fun!
Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Try to Hoverboard (12h)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Take His Sons to Urgent Care (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Take His Sons to Urgent Care (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 3[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 2:
Mooch Bart OK, that didn't go as planned, but you guys had fun playing in that tube after, right?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png That wasn't a "tube" it was an MRI machine to make sure we didn't have concussions.
Mooch Bart But getting a clean bill of health is fun, right?!
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png We couldn't even play video games in there.
Mooch Bart I used to love video games! Which console do you have?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Console?!
Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play Video Games With Their Minds (24h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get a Migraine Trying to Play Video Games (12h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get a Migraine Trying to Play Video Games (12h, The Lofts at Springfield Elementary, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jiff and Skippy's exclamation mark:
Mooch Bart Are you boys excited to see the zoo?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Yeah!
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Wait, this isn't the zoo! Where's the overpriced animal-themed merchandise?
Mooch Bart Boys, you're splitting hairs here! What's the difference between a zoo and a junkyard guarded by a rabid dog?
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Mauled by a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Mauled by a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House)
Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Rescue Their Dad From a Rabid Dog (6h, Springfield Zoo Entrance or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 5[edit]

If the user has Mooch Bart: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: After completing That's Sort of Entertainment Pt. 4:
Mooch Bart Dad, thanks for letting me use some of your Bone-Gro.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png No problem. I just wish it existed that time I taught you how to ice skate.
Mooch Bart You mean when you drunkenly drove your car out onto that lake and fell through the ice?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Things don't need to be perfect with kids, just memorable. Like this: Watch out boys, the floor is made of lava!
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png You seriously expect us to fall for the old "floor is made of lava" gag?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Maybe it'll help you pretend if I light the carpet on fire!
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png We're on the couch! We're on the couch!
Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Pretend the Floor is Made of Lava (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Put Out the Fire He Started (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Put Out the Fire He Started (4h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png We had a great time!
Mooch Bart I did it! I finally showed my boys a good time.
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Oh no, that was all Grampa. The way he dove head-first into the lava was awesome.
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png But we appreciate your trying. Maybe next time we can all do something that makes us end up "playing" in the MRI tube!
Mooch Bart *sniff!* My boys care!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20