The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holidays of Future Past content update/Premium Gameplay

The Retired Homer's Home

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark: Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing. What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family? Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them? You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them?? Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them. Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing. Task: Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships (12h) Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now? I could use a drink... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark: Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships... Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday. That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent! Uh, Homer, he's dead. Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well... Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole (24h, South Pole or Brown House, Empty-Nest Marge) The South Pole? Really? We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season! He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter. You're still a teenager?! I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: Homer, what's wrong now? Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here... That's the North Pole. Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here. You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him. I wonder what his secret was? Task: Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him (4h, Cryo Stasis Memorial or Springfield Cemetary or Brown House) What? Where? Who am I? Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it? Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark: Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless! Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma? GRAMPA! Maybe I can still be useful! Task: Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Jiff & Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go. Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa! No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Everything Old Is Old Again

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 1

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: I'm such a loser... I've got a school dance tonight and I don't have a date. You're not a loser, you're cool! I know I'm cool, that's the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you're *trying*! Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd. Is this like one of those opposite things, like where "bad" means "good"? No! Bad still means bad! God, you're so old! Does "old" mean "young"?? NO! Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Contemplate Her Age (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Try Not to Be Cool (Autocompletes as no actual job is actually associated to it) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 2

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: I'm too old to relate to Zia. Yeah, you're pretty out of touch... Lisa, that's not very nice! It's not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that's what makes them so sweet. You don't want to be that pathetic grandmother who's trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you? Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established! Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler (12h) Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren't I "pathetic"? Yes! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 3

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don't you? Of course we do, Gramma! We're post-ironic. Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma? No, we're going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer. I think I liked it better when they lied to me... Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House Task: Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Jiff and Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 4

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark: Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you. The trick is to let them play video games... and give them energy drinks... lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep! You're letting our grandkids play violent video games? Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years?? Mostly zonked out on pills... Speaking of which. Let's go get wasted! I don't want to take pills anymore! No, "wasted" is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don't you know nothing is what it means anymore? Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner (4h, Eatery or Brown House, Retired Homer) This was wonderful, Homer. As soon as we finish dessert we can go dancing! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ* I'll still never get used to the way Z's come out of people's mouths when they sleep now... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 5

After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark: Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me? You want my help?! I would be happy to! What's the assignment? It's a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television. Well, there used to be this thing, "respecting your elders..." Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Listen to Her Elders (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Wow, Gramma! You've had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having! Thanks? I'm sorry I blew you off earlier. You're just so lame and I didn't want to be around you because you made me sad. Really? Yes. I finally understand my granddaughter! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Rove Around Mars

After building Mars Vacation: Boy, Mars is a lot more... Mars-y than I was expecting. You don't like it here? Is it the deadly vacuum outside? The complete lack of water? The insanely frigid temperature? The atmosphere is making my hair flat. Well I like it. I'm less than half my weight here! Guess I don't have to go on that diet Dr. Hibbert was bugging me about! He wanted you to lose weight so you didn't breach your space-suit! What?! I can't hear you over this loud hissing coming from my space-suit-- D'OH! Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Pose for Martian Photo (12h, Martian Vacation, Empty-Nest Marge) Quest reward: 200 and 20