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The Real Moms of Springfield
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The Real Moms of Springfield
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Real Moms of Springfield is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Real Moms of Springfield content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After starting the update
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Marge! If it isn't my favorite blue-haired matriarch.
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Ruth?! I thought you were in jail? Did you get out for good behavior?
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No, I beat up six inmates while I was inside. But Quimby pardons ladies for a week every Mother's Day to be with their kids.
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Err, uh, you never know if any of them are mine.
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Your mother?
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No, my kids.
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If Ruth Powers is owned: Task: "Make Ruth Powers Think of a New Deal". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Marge Question the Penal System". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Attention, residents of Evergreen Terrace, I present to you a brand-new deal!
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Finally!
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Wait, what was the old deal?
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The old deal was mothers being treated as second-class citizens!
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Hrm, that's some pretty strong wording. But if it means I get better treatment, and stuff, then count me in!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After completing the Intro
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Alright, ladies, first order of business... we need to form a coalition, something to sound more official.
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What about Movement of Mothers?
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"MOMs" -- that does sound more official!
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Ugh, fine. I guess it doesn't matter what we're called as long as we have equal rights--
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But what about the gifts?!
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Gifts? What gifts?
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Every Mother's Day, Milhouse gives me some lame handmade candle. He tries to pass them off as "artisanal", but the craftsmanship is abhorrent.
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My Martin gets all A's in his classes, but his Mother's Day Gifts are B.S.! Setting this right should be our first act!
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Task: "Collect Crappy Mother's Day Gifts" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Rethink Her Participation". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Come on, Marge, you must see through this. What means more to you... some cheap handmade tchotchke, or getting to join the military?
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Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've already been in the military. I'm kind of leaning toward the well-thought-out gifts option.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Kitchen Carnival
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After completing Pt. 1
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It's... another one of those Kitchen Carnivals? Does this count as a repeat gift?
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No, this one is a lot bigger. See? I deep-fried the old one for scale.
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And I know I've given you macaroni art, but this is penne art!
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Hrm, I think the other mothers were right. We need to reset the expectations for what good gift-giving looks like.
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Again, I don't care about gifts. But I like your energy.
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Task: "Collect Crappy Mother's Day Gifts" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Support the MOMs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Ruth Powers is owned: Task: "Make Ruth Powers Write New Deal 2.0". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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I'm ready to present the newest deal, New Deal 2.0. Are you ready to call the MOMs, Marge?
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I don't mind meeting at the coffee shop, but I don't want to cause a ruckus. What if we distract an aspiring novelist who's there working on the next great Hollywood adaptation?
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Great art follows the revolution, and the revolution begins at the coffee shop at noon. Make sure to call ahead.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Jittery Joe's Coffee
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After completing Pt. 2
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Welcome, MOMs, and let me first say that it moves me to see so many women here and ready to participate.
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Oh, I'm just here to be as close to the drama as possible.
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And I'm here because they let you use the restroom without buying anything.
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See? This is the kind of male privilege I'm talking about.
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Privilege? He's using hand soap as hair gel...
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Task: "Collect Crappy Mother's Day Gifts" (x150). Task: "Make MOMs Meet for Java" (x3). The jobs take place at Jittery Joe's Coffee and take 4 hours.
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Imagine a few days where the men of Evergreen Terrace were gone. Our quality of life would go through the roof!
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Now, imagine if all the men left Springfield. Okay, now imagine a world of no men. Did I go too far?
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I'm done imagining it -- I'm ready for it to be a real thing!
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My deadbeat husband only works one day a week!
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Sounds like Helen is in. Who else is with me?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Mona and Nana Sophie Mussolini or Free Land Token
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After completing Pt. 3
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I have to go to Weasel Island for the day? Last time I went there I got sick from drinking too much seawater.
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Or not enough, I can't remember which it was... or anything from that weekend.
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Well, it's part of the proposal Ruth passed around. It's only for a day anyways.
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That way all of us women can enjoy a brunch together, and then take the kids shopping for better gifts!
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I think I might like this new era.
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Task: "Collect Crappy Mother's Day Gifts" (x200). Task: "Make Men Vacate Neighborhood" (x3). The jobs take place at the Squidport Entrance or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make MOMs Enjoy a Better Life" (x3). The jobs take place at Shops and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Youngsters Shop for Their Moms" (x3). The jobs take place at Shops and take 4 hours.
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This is terrible! The only stores left at this mall are candle stores, candle booths and candle kiosks.
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You're telling me. It's no fun trying to shoplift from a kiosk.
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Ruth, how much longer is this going to last? I can't take anymore brunches -- the bottomless Shirley Temples are giving me cavities.
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It'll last as long as we want it to. There's no return boat from Weasel Island, so they'll meet any demands we set!
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*maniacal laugh*
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It's time to use my most clever disguise: a wig and glasses!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Jake Boyman
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After completing Pt. 4
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Dad? Dad! I mean, Homer! If you don't make nice with Ruth Powers, you'll never make it back to Springfield!
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You won't get to see Mom, I mean your wife -- your daughter Lisa's mother.
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Man, farce is confusing...
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I don't know, it's pretty sweet on this all-male island. We all threw our toothbrushes overboard as soon as we got into port!
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Maybe you should talk to Mom on the phone.
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Homer! I just wanted, like, one good manicure. I didn't mean for it to get this extreme.
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You men need to be more thoughtful, but us moms can't be so selfish either.
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You're right, Marge.
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But as our last selfish act before we make things right, we're going to stay here until AFTER Mother's Day!
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Deal!
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Task: "Collect Crappy Mother's Day Gifts" (x200). Task: "Make Men Agree to the Latest Deal" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa and Bart Make a New Gift". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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So... Ruth might have pushed things, but at least it brought our family just a bit closer.
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Not really, I bonded with a cool kid with awesome hair.
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That was me wearing a wig!
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It couldn't be! He was also wearing glasses!
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*rolls eyes*
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I'm just glad we negotiated "extended island vacations" during Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and most birthdays.
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Why come back at all?
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That was one of the deals. Men have to be back to take the blame for how crummy all these holidays are. It's our civic duty.
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Mom, Lisa and I wanted to give you these cookies we baked for you that turned out more like weird scones.
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Aw, thanks, you two. You know I've kept every handmade gift you've given me in a special bin under the sink that I then take out to the curb. I can't wait to add this one.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Mrs. Prince
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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Donate Old Mother's Day Gifts
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Ruth Powers, Helen Lovejoy, Marge
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4h
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Jittery Joe's Coffee, Java Server, or Brown House
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5, 45
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Forfeit WIP Mother's Day Gifts
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Lisa, Homer, Bart, Apu
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Donate Toddler Grade Gifts
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Sarah Wiggum, Manjula
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7, 70
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Donate Double the Gifts
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Jerri Mackleberry
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8, 70
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to The Real Housewives franchise.
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