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The Prime of Miss Lisa Simpson/Quotes

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Martin Prince: [as the new fourth grade teacher] I've asked you to stand on your desks for a reason.
Nelson Muntz: It's harder for us to get you?
Martin: That's a side benefit, yes, but I also want you to open your minds to the possibilities...
Bart: Hey! The ceiling opens up!

Principal Skinner: I'm telling you I don't belong here!
Mountie: I've had just aboot enough out of you, eh! Now back to the maple syrup mines, or you won't get any socialized health care!