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| "The Mini Moose"
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"The Mini Moose" is a song performed by Monty B and Lisa Simpson in Edith's body at the Little Moose Club.
- Monty B:
- Every town needs a symbol,
- To make its mark.
- Something keen to set it,
- Above the rest.
- Lisa/Edith:
- New York's got Central Park,
- And St. Louis has its arch to the West.
- Ned's ancestor:
- The St. Louis what now?
- Lisa/Edith:
- Shoot. That hasn't happened yet?
- It's coming.
- Monty B:
- Paris has got its Eiffel Tower,
- Mount Olympus has its Zeus.
- Lisa/Edith:
- London Bridge gives London power,
- And Springfield's got the mini moose!
- Luann's ancestor:
- I guess they do make our town unique.
- Monty B:
- Don't kill our moosey mascots,
- Like they're some kind of threat.
- Give them lots of cuddles,
- Like they're your favorite pet.
- Quimby's ancestor:
- I'm charmed by their vacant stares,
- And high-pitched flatulence.
- Lisa/Edith:
- So instead of kicking,
- How about going,
- Patty patty patty pat!
- Audience:
- Patty patty patty pat!
- Monty B:
- Scritchy scratch, scritchy scratch!
- Audience:
- Scritchy scratch, scritchy scratch!
- Lisa/Edith:
- They're all convinced now,
- So you can stop the song!
- Audience:
- We're all convinced now,
- So you can stop the song.
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