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Now, to start the school year off with a bang, our Springfield Elementary Orchestra will play Beethoven's "Symphony No. 5. Allegro con brio".
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More like "allegro con boring"!
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That joke fell flat, Bart.
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Yeah, that was like a reverse "haw-haw"! A "wah-wah", if you will.
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Come on, it's the first day back at school. It takes some time to get back into rhythm.
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And to conduct this classical piece, our very own, Mr. Largo.
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Ok, kids... and a-one, and a-two...
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"BAH-BAH-BUM...." Classic.
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Hey, not too shabby for a bunch of dorkestra nerds.
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*conducting noises*
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Is Mr. Largo falling asleep or is he just lost in the music?
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Zzzzzzzzzzz...
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He IS asleep!
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The Music Wizard is making spells with his wand!
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And his baton is moving all over the place!
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His erratic conducting is modulating the tempo at the speed of Liszt!
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*snoring*
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He's playing in the key of Zzzz!
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Wait, Largo's not the only one asleep — ALL the teachers are!
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*snoring*
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*snoring*
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*snoring*
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Why in God's name are all the teachers asleep?! SKINNER!
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If Dewey Largo is owned: Task: "Make Dewey Largo Wake Up". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 seconds.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Stick Random Objects in His Mouth". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 seconds.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Tell Another Joke". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 seconds.
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Why does your entire faculty look like they've been working nights at the coal mine?!
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I can assure you that only two people have part-time jobs at the coal mine.
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It's only the first day of school and these teachers are practically sedated! What kind of sick operation are you running here, Skinner?!
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I don't know the answer to that question but believe me when I say: I will personally get to the bottom of this.
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I don't believe you — but I do believe him. Tell me what's really going on, Willie.
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The toupée-wearin' Principal's been workin' the teachers all summer! And now they're sleepin' harder than a Highlander after a midnight sheep toss.
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I should have never brought you along for moral support.
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Willie only supports two things: his entire family in Scotland and Aberdeen FC!
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The teachers have been working all summer? On what?!
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Not ALL summer! It was just a weeklong seminar preparing the faculty for the potential onslaught of students using AI to do all their homework and write all their essays.
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That'd be enough to put me to sleep and kill my summer. Fantastic work, Skinner. You single-handedly ruined the only positive aspect of being a teacher: a three-month break.
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I was only trying to prepare us for this new age of artificial intelligence.
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I don't think this school has to worry about ANY kind of intelligence.
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He also made us all paint the school.
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But that's what teachers do in the summer.
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Skinner, I'm very disappointed in your school's performance today, but I'm going to come back next week. If you don't put on a performance that wows me: *guillotine noise*
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Chalmers, it'll be the best show Springfield Elementary has ever put on!
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Don't raise my expectations, Skinner. If you were smart, you'd know that you should always lower your boss' expectations so that you can then wildly exceed them.
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Okay, it'll be the worst show Springfield Elementary has ever put on!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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