The Krusty Book/Quotes
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- [Fire breaks out on set.]
- Apu: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken!
- Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!
- [Krusty puts on sunglasses.]
- Krusty: I'm blind. This boy helps me see.
- Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before.
- Krusty: They gave me a monkey?!
- Krusty on Sophie's mother, Erin: What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks.
