The High Cost of Giving/Quotes

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Bart: Hey Grampa, can I have five dollars?

Grampa: What for?

Bart: A comic book.

Grampa: What? Five dollars for a comic book? Why when I was a kid comics only cost a penny! The day I pay five bucks for a comic is the day I'll pay a thousand dollars for a new car!

Bart: Okay how about giving me five dollars for a new car?

Grampa: Now you're talkin'!