| The Golden Age of Swingers
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Golden Age of Swingers is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2016 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Valentine's Forgotten Favors
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Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
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Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
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It was a nightclub.
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Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
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Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
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Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
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We could have that again!
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I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
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| Message
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Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
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Task: "Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Valentine's Hearts" (x6).
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Principal Skinner? Normally this storm drain is where I hide from YOU!
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It's Mother. She's been reminiscing about past conquests a lot lately.
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Like Grampa's war stories?
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Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.
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Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Coconut Babaloo
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| After completing Pt. 1
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The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
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I'm happy to drop my pants and croon "The Old Gray Mare." TV Guide once called my act "9/8pm Central."
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Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
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That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
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"Don't Replace Me Like a Hip", "Widow Me Not"? These seem awfully bleak.
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You should see the ones I cut.
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Task: "Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart". The job takes place at the Coconut Babaloo and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Valentine's Hearts" (x8).
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| After starting Martin's job
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I couldn't help but notice you were preparing for a Valentine's shindig! Might I offer my meager assistance?
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Sure thing, little eunuch boy. You can set up this cart.
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Behold these bountiful bouquets of floral favors! How did you achieve such vibrant colors?
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Crushed my pills in their water. I can't feel my feet, but it was worth it.
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| After starting to collect Valentine's Hearts
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Seymour, go dry the grass! You know how I feel about dew -- it's just rain too lazy to fall.
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Sometimes the way you treat me makes me want to give you a piece of my mind.
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Wah wah, why don't you write down your touchy feelings.
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I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?
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| After finishing the tasks
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| Message
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Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Lovely Flower Cart
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| After completing Pt. 2
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At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
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Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
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Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
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Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
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Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
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Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
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You're ready.
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Task: "Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults". The job takes place at the Coconut Babaloo and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Valentine's Hearts" (x10).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Renovated Coconut Babaloo
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| After completing Pt. 3
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A beaut! Just as I remember it.
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Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
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I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
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Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
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You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
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Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.
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Task: "Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets". The job takes place at the Coconut Babaloo and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Valentine's Hearts" (x12).
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Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
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Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
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Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Starline Commander
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| After completing Pt. 4
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The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
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Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
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*honk honk*
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Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.
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Task: "Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car". The job takes place at the Starline Commander and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Valentine's Hearts" (x15).
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Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
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My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
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Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
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Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
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Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
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Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mona
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
| Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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| Pt. 1
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| Recount Tales of His Youth
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Grampa, Old Jewish Man
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3h
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Retirement Castle, Simpson House
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 1, 35
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| Jasper
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2, 55
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| Recount Tales of Her Youth
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Agnes
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1, 35
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| Take Shelter From His Mother
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Skinner
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Kwik-E-Mart
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| Avoid Old People Stories
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Bart, Milhouse, Janey
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| Pt. 2
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| Find Silverware for the Tables
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Molloy
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3h
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Coconut Babaloo
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2, 55
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| Check the Plumbing Works
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Grampa
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1, 35
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| Set Up the Flower Cart
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Martin
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| Polish the Floor
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Skinner
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| Spread Bowls of Potpourri
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Agnes
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| Fix Up the Lighting
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Ned
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| Pt. 3
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| Fix the Roulette Tables
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Molloy
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3h
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Coconut Babaloo
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2, 55
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| Bring the Electrics into the 22nd Century
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Professor Frink
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| Steal Candy From Occupied Adults
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Bart
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1, 35
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| Man the Valet Booth
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Snake
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| Call In a Favor From the Rat Pack
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Fat Tony
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| Publicize the Valentine's Grand Opening
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Brockman
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| Clean Up After 50 Years of Squatters
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Willie
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| Prepare Canapés
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Luigi
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| Pt. 4
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| Aquire a New Keychain
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Molloy
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3h
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Retirement Castle, Coconut Babaloo
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2, 55
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| Show Off His Hollywood Keychain
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Old Jewish Man
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1, 35
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| Show Off His Starter Crank
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Mr. Burns
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| Cut Copies of Unattended Keys
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Moe
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| Steal Keys From the Valets
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Grampa
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Coconut Babaloo
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| Pt. 5
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| Steal Hearts
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Molloy
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3h
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Coconut Babaloo
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2, 55
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| Try to Find the Babaloo
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Hans Moleman
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| Swing the Night Away
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Ned
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1, 35
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| Hand Out Roses to the Ladies
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Martin
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| Set Up a Pyrotechnic Display
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Giuseppe
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| Get to Know Some Men
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Agnes
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| Utilize His VIP Status
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Brockman
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| Hunt For the Future Mrs. Snyder
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Judge Snyder
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| Rendezvous With His Car
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Grampa
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Starline Commander
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