The Disappearing Duchess!/Quotes
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- Moe Szyslak: Okay, Mags. Ready for your surprise? Wall E. Weasel's? Oh, yeah... The other place was too expensive. Well, you won't know the difference, will you, ya little idiot?
- Moe: I'm sorry, angel. I just wanted to surprise you today. Aw jeez, this is just like the last time I tried to surprise ya...
- Herman Hermann: Are you crazy?! Get that baby out of here!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: My kid's older than that, and I don't let him play!
- Jimbo Jones: Dude, I don't shoot at babies... Anymore.
- Moe: Fine! We'll go, ya bunch of elitist snobs!
- Ralph Wiggum: I breathed my boogers.
- Moe: Holy geez! It's Titania with that Baby Gerald kid! As soon as I stop starin' at your big rack there, we're gonna solve this mystery!
- Moe: All right, ya giant rodent, where's da Duchess?!
- Wall E. Weasel: I don't know what you're talkin' about! I just got off my break!
- Titania: Oh my gosh, we're lost, Gerald! How are we going to figure out how to get to my work on time? Oh, right. Behind me. That's the side I always forget to check. Tee-hee-hee!
- Lindsey Naegle: Hi! Lindsey Naegle, casting director.
- Duchess of Dorinia: You kidnapped me!
- Lindsey Naegle: I prefer to call it "child appropriation."
- Titania: The only thing I can't understand is why you're not still in jail.
- Lindsey Naegle: I broke out! And my former cell-mates are perfect for a new line of cosmetics for the incarcerated! Talk about bad-itude!