The Clown Stays in the Picture/Quotes
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- Krusty: I have a phobia... of pies.
- Marc Maron: That's so crazy because, I mean, we've all seen you get hit in the face with pies on your show.
- Krusty: No, no, no, those are cakes decorated as pies.
- Marc Maron: Oh, right, so that's how you make yourself feel safe.
- Krusty: It's not the crust, it's the fillings.
- Marc Maron: Krusty, I got to ask you about something, and-and I don't want you to get defensive, but it's something you've never talked about. Can you tell me about The Sands of Space?
- Krusty: Oh, no. That's off-limits, soul patch!
- Marc Maron: We could talk about the exploding milkshakes in your Laffy Meals. Did they ever find those kids' noses?
- Krusty: Okay, okay, I'll tell you about The Sands of Space, the movie that almost consumed my soul.
- Krusty: Add more dynamite.
- Marge: Uh, those explosives are really close to those extras.
- Krusty: So? We got plenty of them. That's why they're called "extras," right?
- Homer: Oh, I'm trapped in a ravine. Only one thing to do: wait patiently for death.
