Stinko the Zombie

Stinko the Zombie

Song Information Appearance(s): Homer's Favorite Halloween Carols

"Stinko the Zombie" is a parody of "Frosty the Snowman".

Lyrics

Stinko, the Zombie,

Was a corpse without a soul.

With a single tooth hanging by the root

And two eyes made out of toes.

Down through the village,

With his kidneys in his hands,

Children smelled decay as they laughed and played

A game of dodge ball with his glands.

There must have been some magic

In a corpse that skips and jogs.

But the kids knew they'd made a mistake

When they fed hm to the dodgs.

Stinko, the Zombie,

Was now a worthless pile of flesh,

But he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy,

You always have John Tesh.

Sloppity slop slop,

Ploppity plop plop,

Look at Stinko go!

Chunkity chunk chunk

Clunkity clunk

Leaving punk stains in the snow!

Appearances

• Comic story – Homer's Favorite Halloween Carols