| Sportscasted
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Sportscasted is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "22 for 30" episode tie-in content update. It requires the ESBN Sports Desk to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark
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My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV.
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And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!
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Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It's happening.
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| Task: "Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
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...and the Pope admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.
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And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?
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Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark
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You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it's in my contract!
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Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I've just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.
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Maybe I'll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That's right, I root for concrete!
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| Task: "Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
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Anger Watkins here at Springfield's Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.
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They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that's Jasper.
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Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?
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A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark
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Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.
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I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it's supposed to!
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| Task: "Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle and takes 2 hours.
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Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star.
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And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint!
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They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver!
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Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark
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Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again!
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Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted.
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| Task: "Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 2 hours.
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I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison.
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Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination!
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The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.
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I'll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark
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Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger?
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Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!
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Good news then. You'll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team.
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Task: "Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
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A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That's when the tasers come out.
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I say to those voters "I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby"!
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Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.
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Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that's funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!
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I've heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions.
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Enough! I'm going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis.
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| Quest Reward: 200 and 20
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