| Second Fiddle
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Second Fiddle is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Northward Bound content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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...with the melting of the polar ice caps and the opening of the Northwest Passage, Canada now has a new shipping lane which will allow its international trade to increase dramatically.
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See, Lisa, climate change isn't all bad. It's been good for Canada.
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Yes, Dad, the impending end of our existence on Earth does have a benefit for Canada. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer country.
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Pfft. They'll never be as great as America.
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But, Dad, technically Canada is in America.
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Since when? I thought Puerto Rico was supposed to be the next state.
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Canada isn't a state. It's in America the same way that Mexico is in America.
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What?! Canada brought Mexico in with it? This is a geographic catastrophe of hemispheric proportions! I must report this to the local authorities.
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Task: "Make Homer Resent Canada". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Happy for Canada". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Mr. Mayor, we have a problem. It's Canada.
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Is she pregnant? It's not mine. My son and I have the same DNA, I swear.
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I believe you...but Canada is not a woman. It's the newest threat to our lives and livelihoods. And our newest state.
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Our newest what—?
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Canada has opened the Northwest Passage and that's going to jeopardize our position as the number one country in the whole world.
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I, er, highly doubt that. And even if it's true, would it be so bad to be number two in the whole world?
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Name one silver medalist, ever.
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Sure. There was that one guy, uh, what was his name again...
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And don't forget about the foam finger industry!
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Dear God, you're right! We can't be number two. Think of the bathroom jokes at our expense.
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*titters* I can't think of anything else now.
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I'll call an emergency town meeting. Tell my secretary to make the necessary arrangements. And to sell all my stock in foam finger companies. Wait, what are you doing?
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What all American patriots do when their country is at risk nowadays; dress up like Uncle Sam and yell at strangers.
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Task: "Make Homer Protest Something About Canada". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Call a Town Meeting". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
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People of Springfield, we are at a crossroads. Canada's Northwest Passage threatens to make it more important than the U.S.A.
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Will we stand back and let Canada have its day for a change or will we stand up and fight?
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I say we send those commies to an early grave!
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To be clear, Canadians are not communists. They're more socially liberal than us on many issues but—
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Send those social liberals to an early grave!
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Look, in my experience, most Canadians are nice people who don't really deserve to be randomly murdered. We just need a response to their opening of the Northwest Passage.
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What about that land to the East of Springfield Heights?
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What about it?
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Well, I mean...did anyone notice the other day when it suddenly changed a whole bunch? I dunno, seems kinda important is all...
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By my calculations the area surrounding our town has been transformed, with the growing and the expanding and the new landhoiven!
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New land? That sounds like it'll free up lots of space for all the buildings and decorations in town.
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Who cares about that?
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Don't you read the forums?!
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No!
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The six-year-old girl is right again! We shall embark on a journey and create a new passage, the NorthEAST Passage!
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Thank you... But I'm eight.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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