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Retirement Castle of the Vampires/Quotes

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Grampa: But we had such a nice visit... do I have to go back?
Homer: Sheesh! What more do you want? We already gave you dinner. Boy, get him back to his room. I'll leave the motor runnin'.
Grampa: But I don't want to go back there. Everyone smells like liniment oil.
Bart: C'mon, Grampa. Cheer up! I bet it's bingo night.
Grampa: [SIGH!] Every night is bingo night.

Bart: Mrs. Skinner, you don't live here.
Agnes Skinner: I came by to play bingo, but I stayed for the grub!
Bart: Wow! Everyone loves that stuff. I wonder what flavor it is?
Grampa: I don't know! Blecch! It tastes like pennies!
Bart: Really? Let me try it. Blurh! I think my taste-buds got beaten to a bloody pulp!
Grampa: That's what it tastes like... blood!

Agnes Skinner: It's time for a little snack!
Bart: No thanks we already ate!
Agnes Skinner: Mmm...
Bart: I don't like what's on her dinner menu! I've got a plan!
Bart: [whisper] Whisper-whisper-whisper
Grampa: Got it. Next square is B-5! Do I have a B-5!

Bart: We're here.
Jasper Beardley: So are we!
Bart: Aw, man!
Nurse Yorga: Ha. Get ready to give a blood donation!
Homer: Not so fast, bloodsuckers! When blood's donated there are donuts involved, and I. Don't see. Any. Donuts.

Bart: Cheer up, Homer. We'll get you all the blood you need form the blood bank, and I'll pump it into some donuts!
Homer: You'd do that for me? I love you, boy.
Bart: And I love that my dad is an actual vampire! From here on out, no one's gonna mess with me!
Homer: Mmm... blood donuts!