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| Panic at the Silo
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Panic at the Silo is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Red Alert content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Duck and Wonder
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So are we supposed to evacuate?
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No, please shelter in place! We need to keep the roads clear so I can deploy my mobile command center and monitor the explosion from as far away as possible.
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So there's no one here who will actually help us?
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Have no fear, the military is always here! As long as those sweet appropriations bills keep rolling in.
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Task: "Collect Air Raid Sirens" (x155).
Task: "Make Springfielders Be Impressed by The General" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and take 60 minutes.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Bugle Reveille to Welcome The General". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Break Speeding Laws Driving Out of Town". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Hello Springfielders! I am The General, and I've been sent to oversee the military response to the missile.
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Oh cool! You're gonna shoot down the missile with that trillion-dollar anti-missile system I always read about in the papers, but we never actually see!
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Sorry, not going to see it this time either.
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Because the missile was fired from a location the anti-missile system doesn't cover?
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More like because we never built any anti-missile system.
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What?!
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So where'd the money go?
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Can I interest any of you in a free commemorative 24 karat gold Leon Panetta bobblehead?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
The General
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Like I've been telling you for years: the government's not gonna protect you, you gotta protect yourself!
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We're safe. Mother made me line our basement with tin foil.
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I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need...the Withstandinator.
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Wow, that's a pretty sweet bomb shelter! How much?
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Priced to sell — only slightly more than a Richard Mille watch.
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I think we're gonna have to look for an alternative means of survival.
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Lord help me. I'm logging onto the InfoWars store.
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Task: "Collect Air Raid Sirens" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Block Pop-up Ads for Male Supplements". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
If Herman is owned: Task: "Make Herman Pitch the Withstandinator to Springfielders". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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As much as I hated to, I just sold my Richard Mille watch. So I'll take the Withstandinator, please.
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Sorry, just sold it.
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To whom?
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I forgot to ask when purchasing, but do you have a rewards card?
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Mr. Burns? I would've thought you already had a bomb shelter!
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I do. But I'd rather not trust my life to a product sold by the InfoWars store.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Withstandinator
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Joe! What are you doing here?
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I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!
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Why are we stopping if snacks aren't involved?
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Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. It'll be fun...
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Get in line. You're the third of my five ex-husbands to contact me about "spending our final moments doing something fun" in the last ten minutes.
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Hey Stacy! I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the nuclear missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!
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You know, like test-firing the "Colossal Ray Gun"?
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I need to be more selective about who I marry.
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Task: "Collect Air Raid Sirens" (x115).
Task: "Make Springfielders Become Too Exhausted to Follow Joe" (x5). The jobs take place at Homerlayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance, Springfield Heights Tunnel, or a Visitable Home and take 60 minutes.
If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Update Her Match.com Profile". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters, Homerlayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the Springfield Heights Tunnel and takes 6 hours.
If Joe is owned: Task: "Make Joe Cancel The Honeymoon Suite". The job takes place at Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, Homerlayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance, ot the Springfield Heights Tunnel and takes 6 hours.
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*gasp* Too...much...walk!
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*wheeze* Can't...make it. Mountain...too tall.
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But we're not even to the mountain yet!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Sculpture Garden
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| After completing Pt. 3
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The missile's getting closer!
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What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry, I've built us a missile shelter! Who says the patriarchy is dead?
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Uh, Dad, that shelter is a cardboard refrigerator box.
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Apparently SOMEONE is unfamiliar with the property tax ordinance that any backyard structure made of concrete counts as a "livable space" and adds to your taxable square footage.
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This shelter doesn't even have a toilet.
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"Livable space".
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Or an air supply.
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"Livable space".
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Or an entrance.
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D'oh!
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Task: "Collect Air Raid Sirens" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Cut Out an Entrance for the Shelter". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
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So you're saying a man stole your new refrigerator?
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No, he stole the BOX!
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So you have your new refrigerator?
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Not so "new" without the box!
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Look, there's a nuclear missile coming, I really don't have time for this.
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Easy for you to say. YOU don't have to shoot this week's video for "Ned's Appliance Unboxings" channel with a boxless refrigerator!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Homer's Bomb Shelter
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Springfield residents, form a single file line and follow me!
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Finally, someone's going to save us!
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Not save you, but the next best thing: let you watch your enemies get annihilated after they've annihilated you! I present to you the previously classified Springfield missile silo.
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Why's it empty?
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What the—?!? Lemme check the missile logs...well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we rented out the missile to Richard Branson this morning so he could fly higher than Jeff Bezos.
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So we're not in danger after all? The missile headed for Springfield is just Richard Branson returning it?
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No, Richard Branson appears to have changed the course of the missile to splash down in the Thames.
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Task: "Collect Air Raid Sirens" (x200).
Task: "Make The General Cuss Up a Storm". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Rigel 7 Military Base, or Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Celebrate Being Alive" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall, Rigel 7 Military Base, or Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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Good news, everyone! We were able to remotely deactivate the missile via the Find My Missile app. The threat is now over.
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Phew! For a moment there I was really worried Springfield would be wiped out again!
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Would've been great.
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Great? Why?
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So we could film a new opening cut scene that doesn't make me look like a moron!
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"Don't worry about the opening cut scene," they said. "The game won't last longer than a few months," they said.
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"Barely anyone will even see the scene," they said. That was 2012. 2012!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Missile Bunker
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the band Panic! at the Disco.
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