Nostalgia Ain't What It Used to Be/Quotes
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- Grampa: Where d'ya think you're goin', you old coot?
- Jasper Beardley: There's some kinda commotion goin' on down the block! I thought I'd take a look-see... Mebbe they're givin' away some more o' that government-issue cheese!
- Grampa: At our age, we'd be better off findin' someone givin' away government-issue prune juice!
- Jasper: So, where's the beef, er, cheese?
- Grampa: There is no cheese! It's a Collectorama, whatever in blue blazes that is!
- Jasper: Hmmm, must be like Cinerama! Let's go inside!
- Man: Uh, can I help you cantankerous geezers?
- Grampa: I'll say you can, sonny! Where do you get off charging $300.00 for cruddy junk like this? It's criminal!
- Jasper: Easy, Abraham, easy...
- Grampa: It's not like this is an old antique or somethin'! Let's see here... Aha! Copyright 1974! See? It's practically new!
- Man: I'll have you know, sir, that this is a near mint Lance Murdock Stunt Suicycle in the original box! A very scarce item in this condition! Please! No labored breathing on or near the merchandise!
- Grampa: What?! Why, I oughta --
- Jasper: C'mon, Abe, let's look around and cool down...
- Man: I can assure you, it's a bargain at twice the price!
- Grampa: Now I've seen everything! What kind of pathetic alcoholic would waste his time and money collecting beer signs?
- Barney Gumble: Alcoholism's not just a disease. It's a lifestyle choice!
- Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure! Perhaps you remember me for such big-screen family classics as The Computer Wore Puka Shells, The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks, and The Mediocre Journey! So how about a highly collectible autograph?
- Grampa: I still can't get over all those gullible anal retentives forking over their life savings to supplement their ridiculous collections of geegaws and thingamabobbers! But collecting beef jerkies of the world...now, that's a hobby!
