| Nosfera-Who?
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Nosfera-Who? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires the Cursed Ship to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark
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I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.
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Washington, D.C...keep the government outta my Medicare!
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Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.
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Who you calling unwary?
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I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.
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Now you, you look like a swell fella. How'd you like to come back to my place for a drink?
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| Task: "Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark
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Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This "Dungeon" might do.
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Aren't you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson's grandfather.
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What's wrong with me? Doesn't my cape match my fangs?
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You stick out like a sore thumb.
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And I should know. I've been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me.
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I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!
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Task: "Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon".
Task: "Make Nosferatu Take Control of Comic Book Guy". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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I hear and obey you, Master. What is your command?
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Hmm. You could start by saying something nice.
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Fine. Best. Master. Ever.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark
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You will help me fit in! I must know everything about your culture.
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You want me to spend hours, even days, gassing on about pop culture?
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Exactly!
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Well then you didn't need to mesmerize me.
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| Task: "Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture". The job takes 4 hours.
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I have taught you all I know, Master.
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If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in "Empire Strikes Back", you'll know the answer.
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I've never felt time pass so slowly, and I've spent two hundred years in a coffin.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark
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I know all the "memes". I've liked all the cat videos. I've subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless.
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Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.
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You look like Skeletor got a job as a doorman.
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Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.
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| Task: "Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark
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Ugh, I can't concentrate.
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My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can't focus on my dark purpose!
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I keep worrying about whether they'll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe.
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Then my plan has succeeded!
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Minion, have you tricked me?
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| Task: "Make Nosferatu Feel Five Hundred Years Worth of Rage". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?
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You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn't tell me how to do it.
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So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.
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It's the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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