| No Rich in Eldritch
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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No Rich in Eldritch is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cthulhu's Revenge content update. It requires M'nthster to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
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What do you mean evicted?
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Maybe it'll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven't paid rent.
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You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
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Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby's illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.
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Of course, he had to get a paternity test first...
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And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.
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Task: "Make M'nthster Clean House". The job takes place at R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair) and takes 24 hours.
If Wise Guy is owned: Task: "Make Raphael Judge M'nthster's Life Style". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
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Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
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Actually, now's not really a good time. I'm getting calf implant surgery tomorrow...
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Jeez, if you're gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable...
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Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
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No, your calves are puny, I just don't believe you can afford the surgery...
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I can too! That's it, you're staying with us.
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Thanks, Uncle Drac!
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Task: "Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac". The job takes place at Dracula-la Land, the Cursed Ship, Fogbury Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Count Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants". The job takes place at Dracula-la Land, the Cursed Ship, Fogbury Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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What's the word, M'nthster?
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Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you're filling up a balloon way too much and it's gonna pop any second?
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That's what I feel looking at them.
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I meant with getting your life back together!
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Oh. No, I'm still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
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I've done it, I know what I have to do now.
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Aw, I'm so happy for you. Now, get out.
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*ominous glare*
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Okay, okay. What's your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
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Sleazy businessman!
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| Task: "Make M'nthster Start a Terrorizing Business". The job takes place at the Java Server or Town Hall and takes 60 minutes.
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Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?
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I want to order your deluxe "Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
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I've got the perfect Scare Package for him: I'll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
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Ah!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
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I'm hopeless.
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What's wrong, my little nightmare?
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My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I'll have to live with you forever.
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*horrified scream*
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You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You're a hideous otherworldly monster -- you should be proud.
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You're right, I am hideous!
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Thanks, Auntie. I'm ready to go out there and conquer the world!
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| Task: "Make M'nthster Conquer the World". The job takes 8 hours.
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It's the middle of the night. Get off my property.
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No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
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You can't! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
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Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
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Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
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What is that smell?
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Sorry, it's Ralph Lauren.
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Oh, you got some new cologne?
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No, I kidnapped the designer and I'm slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
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Wow, you've got great taste!
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| Task: "Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad". The job takes place at R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair) and takes 4 hours.
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Ah, it's so great to have my own place.
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Uh, M'nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman's neck veins.
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Oh, I'd LOVE to, but, uh... I'm having tentacle enlargement surgery...
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Good luck though!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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