| Mystery of the Brown House
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mystery of the Brown House is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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We finished cleaning your Brown House, Ms. Glick!
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We?! I did all the cleaning, you and Milhouse just played Frisbee with Ms. Glick's many, many doilies.
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That's not true -- I also blew my nose into one.
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Milhouse. Milhouse, come to me. I have all the Puppy Goo-Goos you want.
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Well, I only want one, so... okay! I'll investigate this ominous voice.
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Task: "Make Milhouse Investigate Ominous Voice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Hard Candies" (x200).
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Now now, children. I have enough candy for everyone. There's no need to fight.
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We're not fighting. And neither of us wants the candy.
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Fine, more for me!
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...is what I would say if I could still eat candy. Now take some!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Ms. Glick's House
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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All right, lady, we cleaned the house. Where's the dough?
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Sorry, I don't have dough, only candy.
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No, I mean where's the cheese?
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I don't have any cheese either.
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Bart, stop using outdated, confusing slang terms for money and just ask for our payment!
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For all your hard work, here's two shiny quarters.
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Ugh, how are we gonna split that three ways?
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Wait a minute -- where's Milhouse? It's not like him to not be lurking near me...
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Task: "Place Ms. Glick's House". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Lisa Search for Milhouse". The job takes place at Ms. Glick's House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Hard Candies" (x200).
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I can't find Milhouse anywhere.
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Maybe he got lost trying to play hide-and-seek by himself again.
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He'd never be late to eat candy. I think something bad happened to him.
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I'm sure your friend Milton will show up when you least expect it. Have some more candy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield University
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Do you ever wonder why Ms. Glick has us clean so many Brown Houses?
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Maybe she's a savvy business woman -- she cleans houses and flips them for a tidy profit.
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I always wanted to say "tidy profit". Makes me feel like a rich jerk from an '80s movie.
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No, those houses aren't normal. They're always abandoned, but fully furnished.
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I think there might be a connection between the Brown Houses and Milhouse going missing.
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If we just follow the clues and slowly piece them together--
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Found it, right here on my phone. It's like a curse/ritual sacrifice sorta thing.
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Task: "Make Bart Undercut Lisa's Big Moment". The job takes place at Springfield University and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Hard Candies" (x350).
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Why do you always want to piece together clues? So tedious.
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Just tell me what you found out!
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Ms. Glick is actually hundreds of years old and has been sacrificing kids to the magical Brown House to stay alive.
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That's amazing! I'm proud of you for figuring it out, Bart.
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Some other kids figured it out and posted it to the Internet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Alice Glick
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| After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
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Say, would you kids like some more candy?
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Why? So you can lure us into that house and sacrifice us?
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What?! I-- how did you know about that?
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It's online.
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Oh... I was planning on slowly revealing my scheme as I tortured you.
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I know, right? It takes all the fun out of this mystery.
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Does it? It's just less story to slog through.
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Well, I'm still going to go through with my ritual!
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Task: "Make Ms. Glick Prepare for the Ritual". The job takes place at Ms. Glick's House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Collect Hard Candies" (x400).
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And place an eye of newt here, and draw a pentagram on the floor over here...
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"Eye of newt"? That's so played out! Where do you even get that anymore?
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It's a tried and true trope, Bart! It's classic. Now let her go through her ritual!
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Seems like a stall, is all I'm saying...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
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There, all set up.
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Finally! Can we get on with it? We all know how it's gonna end.
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Oh? How's that?
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You're gonna try to sacrifice us, Lisa's gonna figure out how to stop you, we save Milhouse and life goes on.
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As much as I hate to say it, he's right. I mean, it's not like this is Halloween where we can die.
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True, but it's the only Glick-centered update I'm going to get, so I'm going to make it count!
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AHHHH!
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Task: "Make Ms. Glick Sacrifice Bart and Lisa". The job takes place at the Original Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Hard Candies" (x300).
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Wow! The house devoured them. Even I'M surprised that worked!
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So... what? We're dead? That's really not supposed to happen.
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But I need to feed on children's souls in order to grant Ms. Glick eternal life.
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Whoa! You can talk? That would have been fun to see in this update before now.
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Look, if we're dead then people will get mad and stop tapping... and then this whole game will be dead.
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But I don't want that! I just got here. I never even got to just walk around and do meaningless tasks.
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Look, all I really need is children's souls. I could keep those and let the children go.
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Works for me, I guess. Bart?
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Sure. I made a big stink about losing my soul once, but that was a long time ago.
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Great. The children get to stay and I get my dinner.
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And I get to live forever!
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*evil cackle*
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You've unlocked Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Ms. Glick's "Have a Knitting Circle" Animated Job
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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