Model Citizen Simpson/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: I tell you, Edna... the waiting is always the worst part!
- Edna Krabappel: I hear you, Seymour!
- Principal Skinner: Every day, I pray it will be different... but it never is! Never is never never is...
- Edna: Get a grip, Seymour! We can't afford to show weakness!
- Principal Skinner: [AHEM!] Y-you're right, of course! A momentary lapse...
- Edna: Get it together, mister! Here they come!
- Bart: Good morning, Principal Skinner! Good morning, Mrs. Krabappel!
- Principal Skinner: Eeeeeekk!
- Edna: Nyaah!
- Principal Skinner: Lisa! What is your brother up to?
- Lisa: [SIGH!] What's he done now?
- Sound: Thump! Thump! Thump!
- Principal Skinner: He's being... polite!
- Lisa: Uh-oh! This can't be good!
- Bart: Good afternoon, Principal Skinner! Good afternoon, Mrs. Krabappel!
- Edna: [SOB!] Why, oh why does he keep tormenting us?!?!
- Bart: Have a great rest of the day!
- Principal Skinner: Strength, Edna! Perhaps tomorrow he'll be back to committing atrocities!
- Edna: If only I could truly believe that, Seymour!
- Marge: Homer! I think something's wrong with Bart!!
- Homer: Something worth interrupting "Are You Smarter Than a TV Producer" for?!
- Milhouse Van Houten: The day Bart Simpson didn't make trouble... it's historic!
- Bart: Heh! I told you I could go a whole day of my best behavior!
- Milhouse: Tomorrow it's back to business as usual, and Springfield... beware!
- Bart: Well, I'll bet everybody enjoyed it while it lasted!