Marge Goes Green!/Quotes

Quotes

Professor Frink: Greeting, salutation, and the hello-how-are-yous-with-the-curiosity-and-the-concern! I am here today on behalf of the Environmental Protection Agency to serve you with an injunction.

Marge: Oh my! What are you injuncting us about?

Professor Frink: The way you live! We have determined that your household's lifestyle has created a hole in the ozone layer above your domicile, which [ng-hey!] would explain why your hair is on fire. Great Sagan's ghost! Your hair is on fire!

Marge: Well, it's easy to point fingers. What, may I ask, are you doing to help?

Professor Frink: In order to prevent an ecological apocalypse of Water-Worldian proportions, I have decided to drastically reduce my wasteful output. I am now solely represented by an incorporeal hologram, eliminating my carbon footprint... As well as my actual footprint. However, it's an experiment that has gone horribly, horribly awry.

Marge: I bet the kids at school would kill to have a shirt made from lawn clippings!

Bart: I bet the kids at school would kill the person wearing this shirt. At the very least, I think dogs will pee on him.

Bart: Is it finally over?

Homer: I think so, boy. We can plug the refrigerator back in and stop weaving our own toilet paper from old newspapers.

Lisa: Good grief. Mom only started his crusade yesterday.

Homer: You hear that, boy? We went green for a whole day! Nobody can ask more of us than that!