| Lugash-sthetics
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lugash-sthetics is a premium temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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If it isn't boy slug! You finally decide you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?
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I'd actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir
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Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again.
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So, you will come to Lugash's gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?
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Bring it, chump. You heard me.
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| Task: "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, requires Milhouse, and takes 8 hours.
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...48 ...49 ...50!
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*Huff*... *wheeze* ... so ...tired ...feel like... vomiting.
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WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!
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Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding.
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Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.
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Instead of more pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal...
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Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say "meal?" Because I'm a big fan.
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Get out. See Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.
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I'm big-boned.
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You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.
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Enough chit-chat boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!
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Kilometer? What's that? Do you mean mile?
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NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement!
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Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!
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| Task: "Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?
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I'm sorry Lugash. I don't know what came over me.
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Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise.
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Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!
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| Task: "Make Milhouse Put In Some Honest Effort" (x4). The job takes place at Lugash's Gym and takes 8 hours.
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You doing well! Lugash almost proud. That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Lugash's exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!
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Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?
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Yes. And that's why I'll be turning out the lights when I'm taking 'the new me' selfies for posting on SpringFace.
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| Task: "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to SpringFace". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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