  
Lady Justice
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- For the character, see Lady Justice.
| Lady Justice
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Lady Justice is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Breakout Bounty content update. It requires Judge J.T. Winchester to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Judge J.T. Winchester's exclamation mark
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Why are you loitering outside my courthouse, Chief?
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I was waiting for you, Judge.
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That's hardly an excuse. Write yourself a ticket for loitering.
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Eh, I could do that, or...I could tell you some pretty exciting news regarding a certain favorite TV program of yours...
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"One Life to Give"? Don't toy with me, Chief. You know that's my number one soap. Now spill it or I'll hold you in contempt!
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Well, "One Life to Give" just applied for a permit to shoot in Springfield and apparently they're going to be casting some small roles.
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Finally, my shot at stardom! Where do I audition?
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There aren't any auditions. They have talent scouts walking around Springfield looking for people in public.
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So...they could be anywhere?
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Um yeah, I guess?
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Every-body-dance-now *break-dancing* Danke schoen...Darling danke schoen...*tap dances*
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Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laaauugh! *finishes with a flourish*
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Yeah uh, that's uh, not bad, Judge.
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Task: "Make Judge J.T. Winchester Show She's a Triple Threat". The job takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Leave Before She Remembers the Loitering". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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There, that ought to show the talent scouts everything they need.
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Bravo! Who knew beneath that flowing robe of silky justice lay dormant, not but an actor and dancer with the voice of a cherub, but dare I say all three?
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Do you swear you're telling me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
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Cross my heart and hope to perish tragically on stage.
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Then I guess I still got the goods.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Judge J.T. Winchester's exclamation mark
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Mr. Krustofsky, you received a ticket for jaywalking and admitted to crossing the road outside of a crosswalk. Pay your fine and stop wasting my time.
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That's perfect! Just the kind of sass we're looking for.
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Excuse me?
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Your honor, I only jaywalked because I wanted to get a closer look at your street performance earlier. You're a legit triple threat!
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Oh, you – you really think I'm good?
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Yes, that take-no-guff, I hate your stinking guts attitude is just PERFECT for the show!
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The show? Wait, are you scouting talent for "One Life to Give"?
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Bah, soap operas are over, honey. It's all courtroom dramas nowadays! And you're gonna get your own show, executive produced by yours truly.
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*gasp* I'm gonna be a star!
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And I'm gonna be rich!
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Great, you can use that money to pay your fine on the way out. Leave your number with the bailiff. My people will be in touch.
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If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Pay His Fine". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Judge J.T. Winchester Prep for Superstardom". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Judge J.T. Winchester's exclamation mark
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Cut! Everybody stop. This isn't working.
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You can't just yell cut in the middle of court proceedings.
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I wouldn't have to if Burns didn't look so guilty. How is the audience supposed to root for a guy that looks like he wants to murder puppies in their sleep?
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Objection. Conjecture.
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They'd never see it coming, on account of their deep slumber.
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Can we return to the issue at hand? Mr. Burns, maybe try not steepling your fingers and glaring menacingly for one take?
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Is that better?
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Eh, no, much worse. You've gone from "wants to murder puppies" to "just murdered puppies". Maybe go back to the steepling.
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Objection!
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Sustained.
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The sympathetic angle isn't really working here. I think we need to make this a good-versus-evil story.
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Objection!
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Disregard.
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Let's try this again. Action!
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On the charge of felony embezzlement, how do you plead?
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Not guilty, your honor.
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Eh, I'm not buying it. Throw the book at him!
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Task: "Make Judge J.T. Winchester Try to Keep Her Cool". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Persuade the Judge to Throw Actual Book". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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There, you feel better now that you threw that book?
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Much.
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I'm just glad we were rolling. That kind of drama is ratings gold!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Judge J.T. Winchester's exclamation mark
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Alright, that's one episode in the can. Now for phase two: we cram it down America's pie hole with some old-fashioned, gratuitous promotion.
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Oooh, like talk shows and interviews? I love those!
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I was thinking something a little more grassroots. You take to the streets and throw the book at anyone who even looks like they might commit a crime.
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Points for ingenuity, but that literally goes against everything I swore to uphold.
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C'mon, you're just cutting out the middleman, saving the honest taxpayer a buck. Who would object to that?
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Objection!
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Overruled!
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If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Egg Judge J.T. Winchester On". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Judge J.T. Winchester Throw the Book at 'Em". The job takes 4 hours.
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Now that's what I call drama!
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So many lawbreakers. I think I understand those vigilante superheroes now.
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Calm down, lady. The superhero thing is played. Stick with the tough-talking judge angle. It's never been done before.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Judge J.T. Winchester's exclamation mark
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This trial's taking forever. It's almost 4pm and I haven't had dinner.
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I too am feeling a bit famished.
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Luigi could whip up some spaghetti-and-a-meatballs, food-a-make everyone a-happy.
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Just throw the book at 'em, so we can go home and eat!
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*bangs gavel* Order! If I don't get silence, I'll throw the book at all of you.
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Actually, you can't throw the book anymore without paying royalties to my licensing corp. We copyrighted and trademarked it for the show.
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I'll do whatever I damn please in my own courtroom and throw the book at whomever I damn please.
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Okay, but that could constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
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Alright, that's it. Everyone out of the courtroom!
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But we're already behind schedule! And it's almost magic hour!
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Task: "Make Judge J.T. Winchester Clear the Courtroom". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Be Apoplectic". The job takes place at the Court House, Damaged Court House, Juvenile Courthouse, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Welp, we're officially over budget and the studio is threatening to pull the plug.
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Well, I only answer to one studio head and that is the law.
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Yeah yeah, jeez. What a diva.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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