


Judge Dredneck/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: How are you going to spend your summer vacation, Bart?
- Bart: Non-shop action! If i'm ever resting, i'm not doing it right!
- Bart and Milhouse: This will be the most awesome summer ever!
- Homer: I can pay you twenty dollars.
- Cletus Spuckler: Yankee cash?! With today's conversion rate, that'll make me the richest man in the trailer park. Let me suit up!
- Cletus: Liten up, young'uns your pa and the fat man will leave if you answer us one question. You see any other young'uns come past?
- Gummy Sue Spuckler: Yeah, whe seen a spiky-haired kid and one what was wearin' face googles. They went thatta away.
- Homer: Heh heh "face googles."
- Bart: You came to rescue us? But we loved it there!
- Homer: Uh?! Why?
- Bart: There are flame pits, mutants, land mines, and fights to the death! It's like a real-life video game!
- Milhouse:Yeah! We don't want to leave!
- Cletus: Don' worry i'll fetch yer bots. 'Cuz when justice need to be done... ...I is the law.