Jab

Jab

Food/Drink Information Type: Soda Town: Springfield First appearance: "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story"

Jab is a brand of soda.

History

In 1970, Jab soda was discontinued because of the overpowering sweetness of its artificial flavor. LifeBoat ended up buying thousands of unsold cases of Jab soda. A chemical in Jab, called Jab-a-tose, was put into the LifeBoat machines to mask the taste of the salt in the water.

Behind the Laughter

Jab is a parody of Tab.

Appearances

• Episode – "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story"

Drinks

Alcoholic beverages 1 Minute Eggnog • Absolut Krusty • Absolut Pikl • Absolute Vodk • Abuelita Fea Discount Tequila • Amstel Blight • Ashlee Starling Sparkling Whiskey • Aviation Gin • Beefdrinker • Billy Beer • Bitter Brewer • Blitz • Bonded Blend • Bourbon • Boyd's Old Irish Whiskey • Brau • Brockton's Best • Bronson Pinchot's Pinot Noir • Calavera Gritando • Carpenter's Choice Communion Wine • Casamigos Tequila • Cereal Wine • Chateau Maison • Chateau de Springfield Pinot Noir • Cheapo Brothers • Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon • Creme de Menthe • Crown Royal • Cupid's Ambrosia • Do You Chugging Brandy • Drunk Granddad Whiskey • Family Time Hard Seltzer • Flaming Homer • Flaming Homer • Flanders Planter's Punch • Forget-Me-Shot • Fudd Beer • Fudd Dry • Gal Pal Hard Seltzer • Glen's Liver Scotch Whiskey • Golden Goose Vodka • Grand Vin • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour • Guinness • Happy Family Brand Bourbon • Johnny Stumbler • Kahlua • Koala's Leap Shiraz • La Mondotte • Lambuggini Wine • Logan's Rum • Maker's Moe • Malaysian beer • Mike's Hard Lemonade • Mint Schnapps • Moe et Chandon • Molson's Jr. • Motherless Child Brand Bourbon • Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy • Needham's Best • Nick Fury Agent of Schnapps • Non-Krusty Brand Vodka • Northern Discomfort • Old Grand-Ma • Old Grand-Pa • Old Pa Scotch • Olde Ogdenville Ale • Pappy's Bourbon • Pawtucket Patriot Ale • Red Tick Beer • Sad Grand-Dad • Sex in the Batmobile • SkittleBrau • Smithwick's • Sober by Six Day Drinker's Gin • Southern Discomfort • Springfield Cellars • Spuckler Family Moonshine • Straight on Shore Whiskey • Strolling Rock • Strupo • Svensk Ek Whisky • Tabasco Schnapps • Thoroughbred's Choice Kentucky Bourbon • Truckasaurus Private Reserve • Vitti's Vodka • Wild Clown Bourbon • Wolveriskey Duff Beer Crate-O-Duff Beer • Duff Adequate • Duff Arrhythmia • Duff Beer • Duff Bluff • Duff Camo • Duff Champagne • Duff Dark • Duff Dry • Duff Gordo • Duff Intestinal Rough • Duff Lite • Duff Milk • Duff Numb • Duff Sangre de los Muertos • Duff Stout • Duff Tea • Duffahama • Düffenbräu • Henry K. Duff Private Reserve • Herr Duff • Lady Duff • Virtual Duff Hot drinks Barry's Tea • "Better the Beans You Know" Coffee • Colombia's Shame • Duff Tea • Earl Blue Tea • Koffee Date • Lyons Tea • Ontario's International Coffee Juice and drink mix Apple Zoom • Blue Julius • Crab Juice • Humble Nun Horchata • Krusty Punch • Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice • Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch • Orange Blue-ius • Pomato Juice • Red Flavored Drink • Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast • Sugary Coast • Sunny D • Tomacco Juice • Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink Milk drinks Buzz Milk • Krusty Shake • Kwik-E-Nog • Malk • Murmur Cactus Milk • Shamrock Shakes • Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk Soft drinks 7 Up • Almond Dew • Big Bugger Chugger • Buzz Cola (Baby Buzz • Cherry • Crystal • Diet • Diet Lady • Purple Punch • with Lemon) • C.C. Lemon • Coca Colonic • Coca-Cola • Crystal Pepsi • Diet Coke • Dr Pooper • Fresca • Hip Pop • Jab • Kelp-Aid • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Soda • Mop Top Pop • Mountain Dew • Mountain Doo • Mr. Kale • Nature's Goodness • Nescatea • New Coke • Oy! • Pepsi B • Quinoa Mist • Slurm • Tab Other Big Slurp • Blue Bronco Energy Drink • Blue Bull • Bong-ster • Corn Nog • Dead Sea Salt Water • Eviao • Haterade • Money drink • Pedalon Kool-Aid • sciencewater • Smooshies • Squishee • Super Slakers • Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale

LifeBoat
Owners
Charles Montgomery Burns • Persephone Odair
Board of Directors
Bill Belichick • Jeff Bezos • George W. Bush • Augustus Redfield • Rainier Wolfcastle
Other Employees
Carl Carlson • Jonathan Frink • Lenny Leonard • Homer Simpson • Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Documentaries
Driven to Drink: The LifeBoat Story • LifeBoat: Abandon Ship • On Thin Ice: The LifeBoat Naming Rights Scandal
Other
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