It Came from the '70s/Quotes
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- Homer: So anyway, what I brought you all out here to tell you was, I bought a giant used magnet from the auto wreckers!
- Marge: Should I even ask why?
- Homer: I thought you could turn it on when work was over. It'd pull the car home! Think of what we'd save on gas! Plus, I could sleep in the car!
- Lisa: Dad, while I admire the eco-friendly part of that idea, what about all the other cars?
- Homer: What other cars? Oh! Those other cars!
- Disco Stu: Homer Simpson, you've killed Disco Stu!
- Judge Snyder: Mr. Stu, you're standing right in front of me.
- Disco Stu: But Disco Stu has lost the will to live, your honor.
- Disco Stu: I can't be Hip Hop Stu! I'm too groovy to change!
- Lisa the Frog: Has anyone seen tonight's special guest?
- Muppet: Um... did he taste anything like Elton John?
- Lisa the Frog: You are our guest?
- Muppet: Yeah, and he's really crocodile-rocking my lower intestine!
- Lisa the Frog: Krusty the Bear? Where have you been for the last four months?
- Krusty the Bear: Hibernating until the heat was off. I lost a bundle on the Fraggle Races and have some big gambling debts with Bert and Ernie.
- Homer: For the last time, we're not building the house of straw. That's just asking for a big bad wolf attack!
- Father Flanders: Howdy, pioneer-orinos! I'm Father Flanders! Is there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!
- Homer: Will you give us your house?
- Father Flanders: Well, er... um...
- Homer: Come on, W.W.J.D.?
- Father Flanders: I suppose I could live in that tree.
- Homer: Woo-hoo! Free house! Only in America!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, new girl! Need a tutor? American History is my best subject because there isn't much of it yet!
- Lisa: And the last name on the roll call! Nellie Oleson!
- Nellie Oleson: Just shorten it to Nel-Son!