In His Own Image/Quotes

Quotes

Claude Kane III: Jeepers, Gloria! I've waited so long for this moment! I've waited so long to tell you I l-l- -- I really l-like you a lot!

Claude Kane III: [thinking] Gosh! If only I could work up the courage... ...to do this in person! Maybe tonight's the night! I'll go by the TV station and see if Gloria wants to go have a cup of coffee with me... ...and this time I won't mispronounce "cappuccino."

Claude Kane III: Oh, Gloria... I've had a crush on you for so long. Surely you know how much I admire and respect-- Oops. I got a bit of slobber on the cover here.

Rod Runtledge: Gosh, there goes Radioactive Man on patrol! I wish I could go with him in my guise as Fallout Boy! If only I didn't have to go to bed at 8:00!

Dodd Runtledge: Aw, quit complaining, Rod! ...At least you get the top bunk!

Prawn: Greetinks, my little invertebrate friend. Fear not -- ve too shall have our "chat" mit ze "cape-boy." I vill deztroy heem zis very night, or my name ist not... ...Prawn! Perhaps, squirmy little vorm, you knew me by my former name; Dr. Crab! But I hev continued to mutate, until I hev become ze grotesque, shrimp-like creature you zee before you! Und it is all ze fault of ze accursed Radioactif Man! Were it not for hizz radiation-induced powers, I vould not hev had to spend years conducting ze hazardous nuclear research... ...Though perhaps my addiction to shrimp cocktails played a minor role... For ze months since my horrible transformation, I hev dwelt in this forzaken alley vhile despair conzumed my zoul...und I conzumed my last remaining zupply of my special cocktail sauce. But now, zuddenly, mysteriously und from out of novhere, I em inspired! I know how I can cure myzelf... ...Und I know how to gain my revenge!

Radioactive Man: Strange, isn't it, bug boy -- you've been trying to find a safe way to remove the lightning bolt from my head for over thirty years now, but you're only twelve years old!

Bug Boy: That's an unusually interesting point, RM -- especially coming from you.

Radio Man: I've reverted back to my long-forgotten golden age self! I've once again become... ...Radio Man!

Dr. Crab: Curses!

Radio Man: It's all coming back to me...the meeting with that mysterious radio repairman in the subway that resulted in my origin...my job as a cub radio reporter... Even though Crab's machine has turned back my clock 50 years, I'm still a superhero! And best of all, I'm rid of that stupid lightning bolt! This antenna is just part of my costume!

Radio Man: What's this?! Comrade Crab, the Great Red Hope, was once a nasty Nazi?!

Dr. Crab: Z-zey forced me to vork for zem! I vas never a member of ze party!

Radio Man: Well, the party's over now, doc!

Radioactive Man: -- Meet my attorney! Hit 'im fast and hard!

Lawyer: Aye. This is a cease and desist order! You are hereby notified of our intention to sue you for copyright and trademark infringement!

Radioactive Man (clone): Noooo!