I Faced Tahn-Enn-Bahm, the Christmas Tree from Another World/Quotes
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- Homer: The Christmas tree is rusted! Now it won't reflect the mood lights!
- Bart: Rust is a cool color, Homer.
- Homer: Next you'll be wanting us to spend all stupid Christmas morning in stupid church.
- Marge: And what would be wrong with that?
- Homer: Just forty-five minutes we'll never see again!
- Tahn-Enn-Bahm: Yes... yes... Don't hold your terror back. I told the others yours would be a simple race to conquer.
- Lisa: Uh—uh—Others?
- Tahn-Enn-Bahm: I am but a vanguard for an alien invasion from a far off stat system. My name is Tahn-Enn-Bahm. And I am but one of billions. Even now an armada waits in orbit for my signal. I come from a world whose name your kind cannot even pronounce. Because if you accent the thirtieth syllable wrong it means "big butt".
- Homer: Marge? The tree's watered.
- Bart: At least now everyone can forget the time I burned up the tree.
