Homer Votes 2016/Quotes
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- Red Sox man: So who are you voting for?
- Homer: The candidate who forgave her husband no matter what he did, not the guy who really likes his daughter.
- Red Sox man: Hey, I like this Trump fellow-- good business man, never sleeps, doesn't pay his taxes, legally.
- Homer: Ehm, those are impressive. But I can't trust this country to who's gone bankrupt six times. That's two more than me.
- Red Sox man: But the orange man, he will build a wall to keep out beauty queens who eat too much. Plus, he has a great plan to make Russia great again.
- Homer: Russia? Hey, wait a minute!
- Sideshow Mel: [GASP] Vladimir Putin, president of Russia?
- Grampa: Yep, on the list. Go ahead and vote.
- Homer: Hey, what about me?
- Grampa: Not on the list.
- Homer: You have to let me vote. This is a swing state. My vote's worth more than a million Californians.
- Vladimir Putin: Don't worry. My hackers will get you in. Doesn't matter. Trump is winning 102%. Business is business!
