Homer's America/Quotes
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- Ralph Wiggum: The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
- Homer: Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
- Otto Mann: It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
- Homer: Oh, okay.
- Lisa: Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
- Homer: Just part of the trip, honey.
- Ralph Wiggum: Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
- Homer: Glad you asked, Potsie!
- Ralph: It's Ralph!
- Homer: Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
- Lisa: What does that mean?
- Lisa: The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
- Ralph: What's that thing?
- Homer: That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
- Lisa: They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
- Marge: So how did you get home?
- Lisa: We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
- Homer: Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
- Lisa: [SIGH!]
