


Hill of Beans/Quotes
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- Dr. Hibbert: Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!
- Chief Wiggum: Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?
- Dr. Hibbert: Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
- Ralph Wiggum: Ow! My sneeze bone!
- Dr. Hibbert: Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
- Chief Wiggum: Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!
- Johnny Herelately: These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
- Fat Tony: I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
- Johnny Herelately: And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.
- Johnny Herelately: And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
- Ralph: Please don't take away my little friends.
- Johnny Herelately: Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.