Hell-O-Ween/Quotes
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- Nelson Muntz: I'm Orion.
- Irish Pete: Sure'n I'm an O'Ryan too, lad! Where d'ya hail from?
- Nelson: I'm Kirby's Orion, doofus!
- Irish Pete: Kirby O'Ryan's yer dad?? I went to school with him!
- Rod Flanders: Daddy, can we go to the Halloween party?
- Ned Flanders: No can diddley-do, boys. Too much sugar and sacrilege.
- Todd Flanders: But we're bored.
- Ned: Sorry, but I'd rather be blah than blasphemous! You see Rod, Todd. Halloween is the one time of the year where you never know what twisted evil the devil is planning...
- Mr. Burns: You're in luck, old friend. My employees traded their families' souls in the last union negotiation!
- Satan: What did they get?
- Mr. Burns: Three-ply tissue in the company bathroom.
- Lisa: Bart, why are you changing our mailbox with the Flanders?
- Bart: Why? Why egg Martin's house? Why T.P. Skinner's tree? Why change Grampa's medicine for some old M+M's I found in the couch... You can't ask why. You just have to trust that little voice that says, "Do it!"
- Lisa: How zen.
- Green demon: Are you sure we're at the right house? I thought one of these kids was supposed to be a girl...
- Red demon: Look, it said the Simpsons on the mailbox. Do you wanna tell the boss he made a mistake?
- Green demon: No.
- Red demon: Then get possessin'!!
- Dolph Shapiro: Dude! We've been turned into a three-headed monster!!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey, let's go freak out my parole officer!
- Jimbo Jones: First, I gotta take a whiz! Uh... who's gonna hold the tackle?
- Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo: Uh, oh...
- Nelson: Hey, I'm a god! Gimme all your candy!!
- Martin Prince: You shouldn't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
- Nelson: I don't like you now! What'cha gonna do about it?
- Martin: Martin smash!!
- Lisa: Oh my gosh! I think the Flanders kids are possessed by some kind of evil spirit!
- Bart: Jesus?
- Lisa: No, not Jesus.
- Possessed Todd: The grass! It burns!!
- Lisa: What's going on?
- Homer: Well, the water got cut off about a month ago, so I tapped into the church's supply. Must've got the holy water by mistake...
- Bart: So our lawn's sanctified! Cool!!
- Ned: ... How long have you had a doorway to Hell in your basement?!
- Homer: I was trying to fix the microwave with a fork during a thunderstorm, and it just kinda happened. Marge has been buggin' me to get rid of it for weeks.
- Homer: Marge, I'm taking the kids to Hell!!
- Marge: Have them back by eleven! It's a school night...
- Ned: Wait, this is Hell!! Everything here is tainted by evil!!!
- Lisa: He's right! All this pony does is smoke and swear...
- Pony: Hey, you don't like it, go ☆#&+!! yourself!!
- Bart: This Radioactive Man comic is only near-mint!!
- Homer: Aaaaahh!! Lite beer!!
- Ned: Maude!! Oh, it's so good to see you again!
- Maude Flanders: Hello, Neddy!
- Ned: I've missed you so much!
- Maude: Me, too.
- Homer: Wow, I'd forgotten how hot Maude was. I can't believe you put her behind you and started dating again so soon...
- Ned: Homer!
- Maude: So you're seeing someone?
- Ned: No! Yes! No one in particular!
- Maude: So there's more than one?!
- Ned: No!! Yes! I mean...
- Maude: Listen, I can't be here right now...
- Ned: But...!
- Maude: Goodbye, Ned!
- Ned: Thanks a lot, Homer!
- Homer: Hey, I didn't force you back into the dating scene!
- Ned: Yes you did!!
- Bart: Dad, we can't come here when we die! Fire and brimstone I can take, but this... *shudder*
- Homer: I guess we have to start going to that place again. God Hut.
- Bart: Church?
- Homer: That's it.
