| Have You Heard the News?
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Have You Heard the News? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires the Serfsons House to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark
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Pardon me, young man, but have you heard the news?
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Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
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I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
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My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
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That's sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.
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| Task: "Make Azzlan Offer Solace". The job takes place at Homes and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark
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Pardon me, kind sir, have you heard the news?
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Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
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Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
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Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.
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Task: "Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders4 hours". The job takes Flanders House.
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Forgive me, Lord for buckin' the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
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I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
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You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark
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Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
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Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
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No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
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My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
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This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.
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| Task: "Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark
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I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
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Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It's senior citizen Sunday this week.
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Never mind.
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| Task: "Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
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No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
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Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
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You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
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Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
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Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!
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| Task: "Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House". The job takes place at the Serfsons House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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